coming from your post about nsfw thoughts about Sam.. I wanted to share one of my thoughts..
morning sex, he absolutely loves it. like you're both sleepy, just woke up and what starts off as a simple cuddle becomes something more heated. and it's not rough or anything. it's lazy, sloppy, slow af and so so sweet.
not missionary or cowgirl though, he holds you from the side and from the back
I love this man so much
All of my Sam anons need to stop being better at coming up with ideas than me or I’m gonna get upset. Like yeah. He DOES like morning sex. Fuck. Ur right.
Spooning and pressing his morning wood against your ass and kissing the slope of your neck when he knows you’re awake. Hand dipping down into your underwear to touch you. Voice raspy from sleep as he talks you through it. GUH. FREAK.
And he doesn’t even think about his own pleasure before he’s given you at least one orgasm. He wants you sloppy, sure, but he likes it when you’re soft and pliant and there’s a sweet spot when you’re sleep-soft and post-orgasm-hazy that he just loves so much.
He’s such a little freak. Unrelated but he probably steals your underwear and keeps them in his pocket. “To feel closer to you” he explains when you pull it out, scandalized.
Back to morning sex. He is really soft with you I think. Gentle and sweet and really nice. He takes as much time as he can because mornings are quiet and, like, he might die that night, who really knows. So mornings are good times to work you up and take care of you without worrying about being too rough or too mean (which he is, sometimes, after a hunt. Rough and mean because he wants to know you’re real and it’s your skin beneath his palms, your lips under his. Not a trick, or a hallucination, or a spell, or any other kind of fuckery he has to deal with.).
Idk. Fuck. I love this little freak (holding him by the back of his shirt)
Alright I know this is going to sound a bit out of character of me, but I half agree with Astra in this chapter.
WAIT I SAID HALF AGREE-‼️‼️‼️‼️
But first let's start the chapter before you get to bite my head off 🥲💀
I'm just WAITING for Joris to realize Julith is back but Tot keeps blue balling me, IT'S BEEN YEARS MAN GIVE ME A REACTION AT LEAST ONCE or make Joris feel like someone's watching him OR OR- make him slightly glance behind him and get a glimpse of Julith's colors. 😭😭😭
But anyways, now that we got teased with Joris's fucked up family, we go right back to the two idiots who came to Bonta.
HSKWODIFOEOEKRDISOWOOEODODO IM HAVING A STROKE ‼️❤️‼️❤️‼️❤️‼️❤️‼️‼️❤️‼️❤️‼️❤️‼️❤️‼️❤️
I don't know what's cuter. The fact that Kriss's messy ass is being hugged by Maude in the same bed, or that Yugo and Amalia are doing the same thing and we got two couples sleeping next to each other 💗💗💗
The great wave's got so many cute details hehe 💕💕
Also idk if it's just me but Yugo and Amalia's messy hair makes them look fluffier for some reason. ALSO CATHIANE'S ART STYLE GREATLY IMPROVED SINCE THAT VOLUME 1 BED SCENE AND IT SHOWS CUZ HOT DAMN THESE TWO ARE EVEN HOTTER WITH MESSY HAIR ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
This almost makes me not wanna jump on them-
Omg what's a sickly victorian child doing here 💀💀
"The queens are ready to receive you."
Well fucking finally, damn. How long did that party last anyway? All day and night??? Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous.
Dammit these two look hot af 💀
They look fucked up in such a good way too, like how do they not try and STILL look like they can easily slam me down while being half awake??
When you really think about it, there's a huge contrast between them waking up here and waking up in the first volume and I just find that weirdly funny. Cuz in the first volume, they legit woke up FROM SEX with no messy hair and eyebags. And yet, here, they look like they went through the worst hangover imaginable, as if they took the shittiest mushrooms and then ate a medium-sized orange cheesecake right after.
It just goes to show that Grougalorasalar and the queens are such dickheads that they make even the horniest people alive look like crackheads when they wake up.
Girlie went through the portal, vomited behind the waiting chairs, and cleaned himself before carrying on.
What an icon ✨️
Wait what???
You mean to tell me that the official royal messenger has to walk all over Bonta just to vocally (or give out messages by paper) send news to specific people???
I repeat.
The OFFICIAL. ROYAL. MESSENGER. OF BONTA. has to WALK. ALL. OVER. BONTA. to SEND. MESSAGES????
Huh⁉️⁉️⁉️
Okay now you're just fucking with me. There's no way the queens are that mentally regressed.
If he has to walk, why doesn't he just get A FREAKING CARRIAGE!?!?!?
BONTA IS A FUCKING WORLDWIDE RECOGNIZED CITY AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THE QUEENS DIDN'T GIVE THEIR MESSENGERS FUCKING CARRIAGES ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Wtf is wrong with these women.
I know that I shouldn't make a big deal about this little detail since it doesn't really matter in the long run, but come on surely you noticed this too right?
How the fuck does a messenger not have a carriage if he has to send messages all around the massive city??
At this point, this is just straight up abuse. Sure, he's getting paid but no one's mad enough to accept these working conditions AND WITH THAT FREAKING UNIFORM AND MAKEUP TOO. Not to mention that wig (unless it's not a wig...)
Though I gotta admit, he's nailing this entire employee abuse really well and with HEELS too. Props for him my god I would've already died on my first day. And from the humiliation too, there's no way you'll ever catch me wearing this shit.
I never said this before, but Astra's wife is prettier than her.
That's it, that's all I wanted to say.
Guess the blondie changed her mind about Yugo since season 4.
If she hadn't stopped thinking the same way like back then, I bet she would have still been licking his socks right about now, calling him "hero" and believing everything he says. The switch up from season 4 is crazy.
By the way we finally get a name reveal for Astra's wife. Never thought she'd be named Solmae though, sounds like it's related to the sun or something because even reading it in french doesn't really ring a bell (it's written as Solmée in french). Oh well, I don't necessarily dislike it. I think it's just fine. I'm just glad we finally got to know her name.
They barely entered the room and she already started opening her flappy mouth.
Notice how they also bowed and used honorifics to address the queens but Astra barely did the same thing and her immediate response was to call them by "vassals". Vassals.
Vassals.
If you don't happen to really understand what she meant by that, she literally called them subordinates. As in, leaders who are of LOWER RANK COMPARED TO HER.
Now as much as I'd wanna keep dragging this on, it's time I finally meet the unavoidable: my personal beating. It's time I explain to you why I HALF-agree with Astra.
I'm very relieved Yugo did not state in this moment that Grougalorasalar was specifically talking about him. It's ALSO a good thing he did not exactly tell her WHY the dragon was doing this all of a sudden.
Because if Yugo did reveal just about everything and did not miss a single detail, Astra would have certainly used this information to her advantage; spreading the reveal to other country leaders as well as adding another reason why she shouldn't trust him and his kind.
Not gonna lie, I half expected Yugo to just flap his mouth off and be way too truthful to another ruler. Guess he doesn't think like a kid anymore cuz man he used to be way too honest back then lol
I know she's only suddenly sharing the same opinion as Yugo's, mainly because Yugo specified the word "humans" and not "Yugo". But hey, I'll take it because at least she can be firm and combative when she feels threatened and will not back down from her beliefs no matter if she's physically weak or not. Unlike two blue animals.
And now, here's the very scene that made me agree with Astra.
Yugo. Honey. No.
Why did you say that?
I understand that he came all this way to Bonta to discuss the Grougalorasalar issue with Astra, but I did not actually think he would believe she could just hand him the Eliasphere just like that.
That's just not how you do it with another political leader. ESPECIALLY if you want it to...do what exactly?? TO ATTACK GROUGALORASALAR??? The dragon who already has THE SIX PRIMORDIAL DOFUS???
Buddy. Did you really ask the queens of Bonta if you could BORROW the Eliasphere, an artifact implied to be even more powerful than the Eliacube, so you could equip it with your Eliatrope dofus and use them in case Grougalorasalar uses his own primordial dofus???
Hey are you okay? Do you want to pull another nuclear bomb like Oropo?
I've seen stupider people like the blue animals and even the queens, but Yugo...what the fuck? Did bro really forget what happened the last time the dofus and a mechasm's heart had been exposed together?? It doesn't matter how good you are at wielding any of these items, you WILL screw up somewhere eventually. Because if you even slightly mess up once during the wielding process, expect your entire body and everything else around you to disintegrate by a second.
In short, bringing the Eliasphere back to the Sadida Kingdom will only worsen Yugo's situation. Because not only would he bring potential danger to his and Amalia's people by just having the Eliasphere in their possession, but he would also make Grougalorasalar's job easier in retrieving what he needs. Grougalorasalar doesn't even know where the Eliasphere had been hidden, so Yugo bringing it back to the Sadida Kingdom would only give him the advantage in case he succeeds in taking it off of Yugo's hands along with his eliatrope dofus.
Astra doesn't necessarily explain why his idea is terrible here, but she does tell him that giving the artifact back to him is futile because he gave it to her to restore the balance in the first place. (It's strongly implied we're gonna see the exchange happening in season 5 too)
I- wow, yeah exactly!
Damn I never thought I'd EVER see the day where I'd be siding with Astra for anything. And not only am I agreeing, but I actually got a bit annoyed with Yugo here. What the heck is going on??
It's like I'm watching a teen talk to his mom and asking her if he can get his phone back only for her to instantly shut him down and tell him he's not allowed to cuz it's not good for him to have it for too long.
Like look at this convo bro!!
She even talks like a mom who doesn't take shit from her kids even when they try insisting that they need it!! He's saying shit like "but i'll only have it for a bit and then I can give it back to you." DUDE WHAT THAT'S NOT HOW YOU CONVINCE PEOPLE STOP 😭😭😭😭
Just when I thought the only thing he needed was an older body to keep up with his brain, he does this! I now get why just having a physical body wasn't enough; dude had to have so much more mental experience to match with his eliatrope body.
And just when I thought Yugo nailed it with the whole "Grougalorasalar doesn't want humans to use the dofus and Eliasphere", HE PULLS THIS "can we borrow the eliasphere please? 🥺 just for a few days uwu? 👉👈 we'll give it back i promise! 😫"
I did laugh a bit when Astra referred the Eliasphere as hers tho lol. She really just said "don't touch MY Eliasphere" as if the artifact wasn't named after the eliatropes by our local handsome psychopath momma's boy (they'll never make me hate you qilby ❤️). As soon as Yugo gave it to her a few months ago, she immediately started seeing the object as only hers and that's just- yeah it's a bit too overconfident for me 😭😭 You're the Eliasphere's guardian, not its creator—chill. (If Qilby could see her right now, he'd throw a massive fit i swear 💀)
.....
So we're back on this now huh?
I'm gonna mentally suffer next week 😍😍 my heart's already dropping from dread 🥰
post apocalyptic road-trip Wind and Wars suffer from the phenomenon of putting two braincell havers in the same room and the braincells cancel out.
they’re so stupid smart I love them.
Can they complete a task? Yes definitely! Will it be in simple obvious way? Heck no. They’re needlessly complicating it and adding a boombox.
I will have you know Wind has Freebird recorded on tapes. And will abuse this power.
