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[diner-au-asks]

can we get more future marvin and whizzer content? love to know how things went between them! :))

hehehe I’m so glad you asked because I LOVE drawing them

things worked out well :) so well in fact that me and my friend @p0ts-and-pan had to include a lil something extra for these old fruits

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WONKY LITTLE DOG! his name is toaster oven and I have no idea what breed so do not ask me but it’s their dog they get when they’re both like mid-forties >:3 I adore him he probably likes watermelon and gets his head stuck in fences or something

enjoyyy🫶

[p1nkp0nkk]

new headcannon that the animals on their chest can mimic how they're feeling

[that-bitch-kat3]

I wrote about Lily Mary Marlene and Sirius listening to music! It's linked here but i'll also post it. its for @maraudersgirlsprompts under the prompt 'try' (get it cause they're trying new music)

anyways here is Sheer Heart Attack:

“Alright girls?” Sirius said as he walked into their room.

“Jesus Christ!” Lily exclaimed in surprise as she scrambled off of her bed and straightened her clothes. “How do you keep getting in here?”

“I invited him, I figured he’d want to hear my new albums that I got for Christmas,” Mary responded digging through her trunk.

“Okay,” Lily said squinting at Mary, trying to figure out if this was some kind of joke before clarifying, “that doesn’t really answer my question. How does he keep getting up the stairs?”

“I imagine he walks,” Marlene said from where she was lounging in the purple beanbag chair in the corner. Sirius walked over and plopped down on the floor next to her.

“Yeah, that is typically how I approach staircases,” Sirius agreed, stretching out his legs and leaning back on his hands, “but when I go down sometimes, I’ll ride the railing.”

“That’s true I have seen him do that,” Mary said as she grabbed a vinyl with a mostly black record sleeve and headed over to join the others.

Lily rolled her eyes as she realized that they were fucking with her.

“Okay, this one is called Sheer Heart Attack. It’s brand new, it only came out in November but it's already huge. A couple of the singles are all over the radio back home, but I waited until I was back here to listen to it fully.” Mary said.

“I-“ Lily started but then weighed her options and decided that Sirius was unlikely to solve this mystery for her tonight, and she hadn’t really had much time with her friends since coming back from break. She chose to let it go and join the group. “Do you want me to set up the player or do you have it?”

“I’ve got it,” Mary said, smiling at Lily brightly. “Did you hear any of this back home? It’s Queen.”

“No not much, my sister isn't really one for rock music,” Lily said sitting down across from Sirius with her back to the window. It was technically true, Petunia despised rock music, but she had a particular distaste for Queen since she had heard a broadcast speculating about the sexuality of the lead singer.

“Oh, but it’s not even proper rock, it’s more like glam rock.” Mary reasoned, taking the record out of the sleeve.

“Do you know what any of this means?” Marlene stage whispered to Sirius.

“I think they’re talking about the different breeds of music.” Sirius stage whispered back.

“Yeah, Petunia doesn’t much care for Queen though, and its genres of music, not breeds.” Lily corrected.

“She’s got a problem with Freddie then?” Mary guessed.

“A bit yeah, she’s…” Lily searched for a polite term, “traditional.”

“Oh yeah,” Mary hummed, “I forget that your family is like properly religious.”

“They’re not though, Petunias just gotten real into it since I left. Something about them thinking witchcraft is an abomination.”

“No offense Lily but your sister’s kind of a bitch.” Marlene said as she took out a pack of cigarettes from the pocket of her jacket pocket.

Well apparently i can't post the whole thing here. okay well here's the link again

[harleycrockerenglishbert]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

LAST DAY OF PRIDE MONTH I'M FINALLY CLUTCHING WITH MY DESS AND KRIS FIC!!! takes place a WHILE before deltarune In this fic, Dess has recently come out as transfem, and Kris has questions. It's a sweet family fluff fic, about gender exploration :]

TLDR: dess is kris's nonbinary awakening

[sunbratz]

i cant believe next episode is going to be. football and queer talk. this is the future liberals want.

[doomsdayjester]

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am i an asshole for feeling absolute glee and vindication when i hear my neighbour's guttural retching sounds after a whole day of listening to his disgusting blatnyak at 150% volume? bc i sure don't feel like it. i hope he throws up his own liver.

[ranboo5]

Oh my god I have been worried abt parasocially conflating Ranboo (streamer) and Ranboo (character) there but no I’m just /parasocial abt the streamer which is way better and I know this bc he just shifted into talking on the lore paradigm and everything immediately changed 

[frnkierxo]

🙋writers!

To yall late night poets, can you seductively/romantically describe a pineapple??? Leave me asks ,, I’m very curious to what anyone can come up with??