Something very very not politically correct in me wants very badly a gay romance between two most toxic Indian doodz. Like the misogyny that drips from them was oh shit gay panic. Very leaders of two enemy nukkad gangs falling for each other enemies to lovers style. Homoerotic bloody fights. Like you try to set yourself with his sister but end up catching feels for him and oh shit now you're in a gang war but he came to fight on a bullet and wasn't that extremely hot? You blast Punjabi fuckboy songs to irritate the other but like you're really feeling the lyrics goddamn.
It would be angry and ugly and oh god so satisfying to watch. Paused fists. Crumbling defences. Jagged edges of rage that were supposed to be blunted by perfect bollywood sweet heroine but instead meet the whetstone in form of your enemy. Double edged sword. And you cut yourself and him.