so like.....norma desmond is like if deborah vance were also dracula
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so like.....norma desmond is like if deborah vance were also dracula
Ride 815: 3km left!!
Fitz is stupid but you can't call every ill fated choice she makes stupid. Sometimes it's trauma. Sometimes it's her abysmal luck.
Usually it's her being stupid.
I just wanna come here and defend my boy Hans' naming skills for his son at least because he wanted to name him after Henry so ofc Heinrich makes sense, like that's not uninspired/a lack of creativity, it's fully intentional.
I'm fairly certain that that was meant mostly in jest. It's just a funny coincidence that these things seem to happen quite often with him!
I sometimes wonder if Asagiri realizes some of the things he writes down in the story. Like maybe his writing sometimes *comes across a certain way* without him intending to do so (ok, this is moreso in regards to Akutagawa's feelings for Dazai)
I mean they must be aware to an extent, c'mon.
ICE are such cowards, though.
Let's hit this restaurant.
Let's hit this shopping center.
Let's kidnap someone from a parking lot.
I want to see casualties, I want to see that they've been shot because they were trying to break up an actual violent gang, I want them to be in bank-robber-movie-style shootouts where there are a dozen armed thugs with automatic weapons shooting back, except I also want a pet komodo dragon and a million dollars, because while we're talking about fantasies, why not have actually good ones, huh?
Truly these are the heroes of our nation.
Matched only, of course, by the authorities of Great Britain, who just scooped up 500 Hamas terrorists from the streets of London, with a healthy chunk of them aged into the 70s, because that's clearly a destabilizing force for the modern world, truly we will be seeing Black Hawk Down-esque features depicting their noble fight, and we will remember the fallen.
of all the places to be haunted I feel like the bathroom would rank amongst the worst