Random Hetalian Sayings
Your speech not Hetalian enough?
You wanna confuse the people around you with your Hetalia related sayings?
Well, here you go!
(warning, I’ve made up some of these, well, the majority, and some have been from the actual fandom, and yes, i’ve said many of these in real life...this is just crack, a siltpost XD)
"Shine bright like a Doitsu." - Are you a Doistuist?
"Become one, da?" - Let's be great friends, yes?
"Auf Wiedersehen, sweetheart." - It was nice knowing you, but bye.
"Something wrong, captain?" - Stay the frick away from my new friend.
"Nah, I'm fine." - Don't push me on my feelings. I understand that you care and want to help. I need to recover my bubble so that way I don't strain our relationship any more than what I've already done.
"Shut the frick up, you tomato idiot." - I like you, but sometimes you irritate me.
"USUK or FrUK or RusAme?" - I want to die in a Shipping War so I'm gonna start one.
"Make pasta, not war." - War isn't something I can eat and enjoy, but pasta is. Moral of the saying, don't start/make something that you and others won't enjoy in the end.
"Draw a circle, there is the Earth." - If you look at the situation as a whole and see how diverse and unique it is, you might be able to understand it better.
"If someone asks you to run ten laps or run away, do the laps." - Be thankful for the people and things you have. You don't know how easy it would be to take them away. You don't know how fast it'll be till they're gone.
"I couldn't clean my closet." - I couldn't let go of my past.
"I'll be waiting with a lot of sweets." - Come back to me, even if you're not the same.
"This is when the maple leaves turn red." - I've finally been recognized for my achievements and abilities.
"These are my Texas." - These are my glasses.
"Stop pulling on my curl." - Stop trying to turn me on.
"You're a German picking up a book about feelings only to realize there isn't a chapter about me." - You're overthinking about how my feelings work and overdid it.
"Your heliotropes didn't match with the tomato ring." - I had no warning and had no idea this was what you were leading with what you were doing beforehand.
"You're a Dutchman crossing the fusuma." - I didn't want to face this hardship but thank you for helping me through it because it was for my own good.
"It's two Hetalians walking into the world." - Don't let anything or anyone change the way you are. You are special even if you're different and weird. The reason why it says two is because there's always someone else that'll support you.
"It's a world ondo." - It's a rare moment of two fighting parties getting along.
"You took one bouquet when you needed two and now you're dealing with a wedding." - You weren't entirely prepared for the situation you were heading into and tried to make up for it only to be slammed with a whole new problem or just the unfortunate consequences.
"Chamomile over sunflowers shouldn't make the other inferior." - Don't jump to conclusions.
"A Hetalian's not a historian but a history maker." - I may not be what you're looking and please don't make me into that certain thing or criticize me for not being so, but I'll do whatever I can to accomplish what your original request or question was.
"It's great to dream but better to live." - Reality's harsh but sometimes you have to just have to tough through it.
"Sailing Sealand." - You might not seem much on the outside, but to us, you're a person with huge potential, a golden heart and a will of steel.
"You're someone who draws the circle." - You're special and this world would not be as special as it is without you.
"The revolution's not the war." - Just because we've gotten to our goal does not mean we stop there.
"At the end of the day, we're all human." - It doesn't matter what you are, who you are, who you're associated with, what you love, do, have done, what happened in the past or what is supposedly is gonna happen in the future, we're in this together and we'll do this together. And we love what makes you the way you are.
"Heroes and villains are just visual concepts, you know." - You might see me as a this, but I see myself in a different light, even if I don't show it.
"An eye for an eye and the whole world's blind." - If you do something to another just because they did it to you, you both will have nothing left to be taken and nothing left of you to fight back.
"Curiosity killed the cat, but it's the satisfaction that saved it." - I may have gotten hurt figuring out the truth, but it had been worth it.
"Life isn't a hundred percent fair, but we've hit the 99.99 percentile." - It may not be perfect, but it's freaking close and better than nothing.
"Five pounds of pressure and I'm walking with Midwest/HRE." - I want to commit suicide.
"Mother Russia the drag queen, himself." - Oh, my freaking gosh.
"Who lit the 1812 under them?" - Who riled them up too much?
"Someone's high on the London lights." - That person doesn't have high drinking stamina.
"You're a Latvia." - You're short.
"Your house running Estonian, there?" - Is your WiFi not fast?
"A multicolored canvas is better than a single, stark color." - Individuality and diversity might be better than equality and sameness.
Okay, a couple of them were serious sounding, but enjoy...