#lilamian

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Lilith and Damian, discussing names for their daughter.

Damian: “We still have to name her.”

Lilith: “You wanna name her, right now? Alright… Lily. Okay, we’re done.”

Damian: “I like Alexandra.”

Lilith: “Alexandra?”

Later, after Damian passes away…

Lilith, holding the crying baby: “There, there, there. It’s okay. Mama’s got you.”

Lilith: “I promise, I won’t let anything happen to you… Alexandra.”

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Odalia, arguing with Damian: “You’re trash!”

Lilith, who was totally not eavesdropping: “As someone who is environmentally conscious, it’s my duty to pick trash up. Is seven okay?”

Damian:

Damian: “You smooth-”

Damian: “Yes, it is.”

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Damian: "How do Raine and your sister usually get out of these messes?" Lilith: "They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out."

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Lilith: "Oh no, you don't want to date me. I'm a handful." Damian, excitedly: "I have two hands!"

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Damian: “I hate my last name.”

Lilith: “Why?”

Damian: “Because it’s not your last name.”

Lilith:

Damian:

Lilith: “Damian, after our wedding next week, your last name is going to be Clawthorne as well.”

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Lilith: “Why are you smiling?”

Damian: “What? Can’t I just be happy?”

Emira, snickering: “Mom tripped and fell in the parking lot.”

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Babysitting the Twins-

Emira: “Hello, welcome to Applebee’s. Would you like apples or bees?”

Damian: “B-bees?”

Edric: “HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!”

Damian: “W-wait-”

Edric: *walks in with a jar of bees*

Lilith: “WAIT-”

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Lilith: “My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?”

Eda: “Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.”

Alador: “Tackle him.”

Odalia, looking over at her brother (Damian) in annoyance: “Dump him.”

Eda: “Or kick him in the shin.”

Damian: “NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK NE TO LEAN DOWN.”