#lilyspade

[saitama-division]

Touya Kisaragi clapped his hands as he stared around the venue in amazement. It was one of the first weddings outside his own he had ever attended, and it was so grand and gorgeous. He was glad Lola and Reika were able to find happiness in getting married to each other, and was cheering for them ever since he saw how happy they were at his wedding.

He was currently dressed as his “Momoka” persona, clad in a stunning pink dress designed by Lola, because while the brides might not care about his blood-soaked reputation, considering their own pasts, other guests might, and Touya didn’t want to cause any issues for the couple on their special day.

Now that the ceremony had passed and everyone was mingling around during the reception, Touya decided to take this as his chance to give his gift to the newly married couple before he had to head back to his home in Katsushika. Because as much as he wanted to stay out all night having fun at the reception, he still had to occasionally follow the limits placed on him as a death row inmate.

“Lola! Reika! Your wedding was so amazing!” Touya beamed brightly as he brought the two much taller women into a hug. “I’m just happy for you guys right now!”

“I just love happy endings so much, and now you two have one.” The blue-haired crossdresser wiped a stray tear from his face before turning his attention to the gift bags dangling from his elbow.

“Oh, right! I brought gifts for both of you! First up…” Touya, as he handed one bag to Lola, which was a…

…A pink and green music box with the two figurines inside, looking very much like the newlyweds.

“Just a little something I had commissioned by Kari-chan for you.”

He then handed another bag to Reika, which was…..

…A pair of pink and green roses.

“I know you have your very flower-themed so I figured you’d enjoy a pair of eternal roses to remember this day by.”

Touya pulled in Lola and Reika for one last hug. “I know it’s not much, especially compared to what others have gifted you, but I hope you enjoy my gifts. Just promise me to have the most wonderful marriage you can.”

“Awww, Touya honey! You are just the sweetest little thing ever! C’mere!” Lola squealed and pulled Touya into another hug, squeezing the blue haired crossdresser tightly before giving him a small kiss on the cheek.

“These are absolutely beautiful, darling, thank you so much.” Reika smiled and held Touya’s hands, giving them a gentle squeeze of gratitude.

“Are you having a good time, sweetie? Gosh, just feels like yesterday we were watching you walk down the aisle, you and Kaiji are still going on strong huh?” The blonde laughed as Touya blushed and giggled, nodding in agreement that indeed, his own marriage was and still is an absolute dream to him.

Holding their respective colored rose, the brides gave Touya one last hug. “Thank you for the gifts again, hun, we’ll treasure them forever, you have a good night now.” Lola booped his nose.

“Mhm, we know you’re on a curfew so we won’t hog too much of your attention, feel free to take some food home too, we have takeout containers and bags just for that, catering went a tad overboard with the food.” Reika smiled and faintly shook her head, eyes glancing over to the line of people taking home goody bags of food they’ve picked out from the buffet.

“We might’ve overshot how many people that were going to be in attendance so please, feel free to indulge, we insist.” Lola snorted, amused.

Together, the two bid the former serial killer goodbye and on the table, the music box continued to play, the miniature figures of the brides continued to dance together in their own little world.

Thank you for the gift!

[minato-division03]

Night had long since settled on the division of Minato and a certain Queen was preparing for her performance and even if she didn't like to receive gifts, Her Majesty would be getting a bit of a surprise soon. Getting a notice that gifts had been dropped off for her Queen card sighed and told them to bring them to her grabbing the larger one when they were brought in she began to open it.

The first gift was a cake shaped like a black and green fairytale castle. Seeing there was also a card the magician picked it up and began to read.

Queen Card,

Happy Birthday! I was inspired by RM’s fairytale theme so I hope you, your teammates, and your crew find it delicious. Enjoy your birthday!

– Kanra A.

Turning her attention to the other gift Queen Card reached over to open it wanting to see what else was sent to her.

Inside the second gift was a silver queen chess piece embedded with emeralds the size of her palm. Seeing a note alongside the gift, Queen Card picked it up and began to read.

Queen Card,

Happy Birthday, Your Majesty. I know you enjoy making things yourself so I hope you enjoy what I made. While you may be named after a playing card a queen piece is close enough don’t you think?

– Akari H.

It was the team’s lunch break. Not just for the Queen and her team, but for her personal staff, the television crew, the theatre staff who had booked this location for her.

As everyone helped themselves to slices of the cake that really was too beautiful to slice into, the Queen Card had her sight set on something else.

The chess piece that rested lightly on her snow-white palm.

What to do with something like you? the Queen thought. You serve as ornamentation, but there is not much use for something like you…

She unfocused her vision until the chess piece in her hands became the centre focus and the staff all behind it that gathered around the cake became blurred objects.

A chess piece, hm?

The Queen piece… the most powerful piece on the chess board…

Perhaps you do have something to offer, after all.

Thanks for the gifts!

[akihabara-division03]

Night was starting to fall on the Division of Akihabara when Shian Meizono heard her doorbell ring. Pausing what she was doing Shian got up from where she was comfortably seated and walked towards the door, opening it. Where she found several packages addressed to her at her doorstep. Picking it up, Shian brought them inside and began to open them up.

The first gift was a figure of the DC character Starfire. An obvious nod to her Halloween costume from last year. 

The second gift was a red and gold geode cake and matching red flowers on the cake. 

The third gift was filled with multiple bentos each one filled to the brim with all sorts of food. Seeing a note on the bottom of the final box, Shian picked it up and began to read.

“Happy Birthday Shian-san! I know you like to eat a lot like me so I made you a whole bunch of yummy food to eat today plus a cake! The figure is from Kaoru she absolutely loved your costume last year. Anyway enjoy your birthday!”

— Kanra A. 

Shian stared at the abundance of food before her. A lunch date with her teammates, multiple whole cakes to herself, and now all this…

The savory smell of the dumplings, grilled and fried foods, and the fresh smell of different types of sushi.

It was enough to make her mouth water.

Suddenly, she was hungry all over again.

And then her eyes darted to the cake that almost matched the color of her own hair.

“That tiny little thing is talented, my god…” Shian mumbled.

Shian plopped herself at her kitchen island and had the figurine stationed in front of her. “I guess you’ll be my dining partner for tonight. You’re really pretty, you know that, Starfire? And you’re even raunchier than when I dressed up as you for Halloween.”

Shian clapped her hands together. “Thank you for the meal. I’m gonna devour all of this.”

And that was exactly what the bail enforcement agent did. Without leaving a single grain of rice behind.

Thanks for the gifts!

[shinagawa-division]

Night had long fallen on the division of Shinagawa, and Ritsuko Okada was glad for it as it meant that she wouldn’t have to deal with the disturbances of people trying to give her presents for her birthday. As if she cared for things of that sort of sentiment nature. When all of a sudden Ritsuko heard a knock at her door. It was a rare occurrence for the scientist as very few had the courage to encroach on her territory. Deciding to see who was foolish brave enough to stand at her door, Ritsuko walked from her office to the front door. However, when she opened the door, not even Ritsuko was expecting the person in front of her. Kanra Akemi was standing in front of her and, judging by the gift in her hand, had come to deliver it to her for her birthday. 

“...Happy Birthday Ritsuko-san….I know it’s really late, but I wanted to give you this in person…” Kanra gently shoved the gift into Ritsuko’s hands and took a deep breath as if to prepare herself. “....You feel important to me…and yet I feel so angry at you…I know you have the answers as to who I am…and maybe one day you’ll tell me…but not now…I’m not ready to hear anything…or if I ever will be. So…I’ll see you soon, hopefully...” 

Then, before the raven haired woman could open her mouth to say something, Kanra had begun to run away from the residence. Leaving Ritsuko to watch the pink haired girl as she disappeared from view. Gazing down at the gift in her hands, Ritsuko wasn't entirely sure what to feel. Happiness that Kanra had given her a gift or sorrow that even now Kanra could not fully remember her. Deciding to settle on, neither Ritsuko closed the door behind her. Now, back in her office, the scientist sat down in her chair and began to open the gift. 

Inside the gift box were 2 items. The first was a spider brooch with several green agates embedded into it. The other item was something that immediately grabbed Ritsuko’s attention. It was a vial filled with a poisonous purple colored gas. It was nothing that Ritsuko was familiar with, and she had to wonder where Kanra had gotten her hands on it. Seeing a note inside the box, Ritsuko picked it up and began to read.

Dear Mama Ritsuko-san,

I hope you enjoy the gifts I got you. I saw the brooch at a store, and you popped into my mind. Spiders and green are very you, ya know? The vial, however, I think you’ll find…interesting. It’s something I managed to take from Kaoru’s more dangerous collection. She says it enters the brain and immediately begins to attacking it, rapidly rotting it from the inside out. A horribly agonizing way to die is how Kaoru puts it. I would question why she made something like that, but I’ve learned it’s better not to ask. Maybe you can get some sort of use out of it. I’m sure you’ve made plenty of enemies in your lifetime. 

– Kanra A.

Ritsuko held the spider brooch in her hand, her thumb gently brushing over the smooth gems. Despite her blank expression, the scientist was in deep thought, even after everything, it seemed like Kanra had a habit of taking after her brother because she did not expect her to send something much less actually show up on her doorstep.

A part of her, albeit a very small one, wanted to call out to her, invite her in, God knows that there was a lot that needed to be said but another part of her, a much larger and logical one, agreed with Kanra that now was not the time or place. It would come soon though, she was sure of it, no one can resist the call of curiosity, especially with answers so close you can just reach out and grab it.

Her daughter creation had grown so much and Ritsuko wanted to see if all that work would pay off, for her to realize her true potential, for her to earn the answers she seeks, the ravenette does not believe in foolish concepts like “regret” but even she cannot deny that there was still so much more she wanted to teach and show her. She closed her eyes and let out a sigh before standing up and walking over to the coat rack on the wall where her infamous white lab coat sat hanging, she grabbed hold of it and removed the old brooch that was clipped onto her breast pocket and replaced it with the new one.

“Theta, my dear. For your sake and mine, I hope you’ll find the answers you seek and that you don’t let it change you.”

Thank you for the gift!

[naradivision]

Night had long since fallen on the division of Nara. Asahi Tomoharu had just finished his day at his family's confectionary shop. He was in the back when he heard the door open, and when he entered the main shop area to apologize that they were closed, to his surprise, nobody was there. The only thing he saw was a package on the counter. Approaching it, Asahi saw that the package was addressed to him. Picking it up, Asahi began to open it. 

Inside was a pink traditional Japanese tea set. Cherry blossoms were painted along the set. There was even matcha powder in cute packaging to make some tea with. Seeing a note, Asahi picked it up and began to read. 

Tomoharu, 

Merry Christmas, I guess? Fuck this isn’t my strong point but here enjoy this tea set and matcha or don’t not like I give a shit. 

– R.H

“Wooahh~~ there is really a Santa after all!”

Asahi gleefully exclaimed as he carefully took the set of teacups and a pot out of the package, making a quick mental note to use them later in the next day. He then took them for some washing at the sink.

His grandma must be surprised with this cute tea set perfectly paired up with the fresh matcha powder he got! And not to forget that the blossom pink was always his favorite color, it seems like his secret santa this year happens to really have a good taste after all.

In fact, weirdly enough for someone like him who looked like having nothing but a childish thoughts filled in his head; as soon as Asahi read up the note, he did suddenly recognize the style of language scribbling on it —Out of those division participants who do love to speak in such a aggressively straightforward manner, he was kinda certain that this note must be written by that tall guy from Katsushika who has a penchant for takoyaki and has similar reddish hair like his best buddy YuuYu.

But just as he knew from his team’s research, this person was also an inmate once sentenced on death row for the crimes he committed, that’s why he didn’t keep his voice too loud when he found out about the presents in the first place. Even so, he was hella excited with these unexpected gifts nonetheless!

“Hehehe~ Maybe next time I will find some stalls in Osaka that sell the takoyaki with more uncommon fillings as a thanks to Himura-san.”

The wagashi artist lined up the tea set on the rack as he did have some idea bubbling in his mind.

“Oh! And if I’m not mistaken, there is the nerikiri called ‘Hanabi’ too. He might not be a sweet tooth but I wonder if I can make some appetizer out of the same concept.”

—Thank you for the gifts and Merry Christmas! 🎄

[kobedivision]

Night had long since fallen on the city of Kobe. It was also reaching the end of a certain crossdresser's birthday, and a certain serial killer wanted to celebrate one of his favorite people. 

Kaiji was sitting on his couch reading all the birthday messages he was getting from his fans, when all of a sudden he heard a knock on the door. A tiny bit curious who was visiting him at this hour, Kaiji walked over to the door and opened it. Standing on the other side was Touya Kisaragi of Katsushika, who was all dolled up in a little black dress and hair extensions tied into twintails. In his hand was a decently sized purse.  

"Kai-chan~!" Touya sang as he stepped inside. "Sorry I'm late, but I had to spend most of the day with my parole officer. Don't like him very much. Anyway, Happy Birthday!" Touya cheered immediately, wrapping his arms around Kaiji and placing a kiss on his cheek. 

Kaiji laughed, returning the hug. "Oh, I knew you would never forget my birthday, darling."  

Touya giggled as he let Kaiji go. "I got you something but first a drink?" Touya winked as he pulled something out of his purse. 

It was a bottle of wine, but it had no label or anything to say what brand or what kind of wine it was besides a strange red symbol on the front. 

Walking into the kitchen, Touya placed his purse and the bottle on the counter and opened a cabinet, pulling out 2 wine glasses. Then, pulling out a knife from underneath his skirt popped open the bottle. While Touya was pouring the wine into the glasses, Kaiji noticed that the wine was a deep blood red and seemed almost thicker than any wine he had ever seen.  

Accepting the wine glass, Kaiji took a sip and raised an eyebrow at the metallic taste. "Touya, what kind of wine is this?" 

Touya grinned, his lips and teeth stained red. "Hisa-chan was the one who got the wine for me. He says it's specially made in a Romanian vineyard. He also says it is not available for the public, and the only way to get it is through the Black Market channels mainly because it's two-thirds red wine and the other third is human blood." 

"How do they get the blood?"

"I never did ask Hisa-chan that. Oh well, I think it tastes really good. What do you think of it, Kai-chan?" Touya asked. 

Kaiji swirled the wine in his glass for a bit before knocking it back. "I gotta say it tastes a hell of a lot better than some of the other drinks I had before." 

The two of them threw their heads back laughing, not at all bothered by the fact that they were drinking human blood. 

"Oh right, here's my gift, Kai-chan~!" Touya reached into his purse and pulled out a small gift box, and handed it to Kaiji. Gracefully accepting the gift, Kaiji began to open it. 

Inside the gift was a heart-shaped necklace. It was silver with cracks on the heart showing a red inside with skulls around it. Hanging from little chains were little red gems that made it look as if they were drops of blood dripping from the necklace. 

"It's lovely, Touya. Thank you." Kaiji thanked looking delighted as he put on. "What do you think?" 

"You look so lovely, Kai-chan~! I've got one more thing, tho~!" Touya beamed as he reached into the inside of his dress's bodice, digging around for a second and pulling something out. 

In between his fingers was a small bag filled to the brim with little white pills. "Rin-chan made these. He said he made them stronger than normal." Touya giggled. "Wanna see if it's true?" 

Mature Themes Ahead <3

“Fuck..” Kaiji laughed, pouring himself another glass of blood wine, taking a big gulp, and setting the glass back on the counter. Slowly licking his lips to really savor the flavor, he looked back at Touya and with lidded eyes, made a ‘come here’ motion with his fingers to which Touya happily complied and handed him the baggie of pills. Taking two out and giving one to his blue haired partner, two simultaneously put the pills in their mouths and immediately brought each other into a kiss.

Starting off slow and sensual first, it didn’t take no time at all for it to grow heated, the wet and down right lecherous sounds practically echoing throughout the apartment as their tongues slid against one another, building up saliva that started to drip down to their chins as the two swapped he pills that were still in their mouths before parting momentarily to swallow the drugs, two grinning at each other as they panted.

Perhaps the pills worked a little too well as almost immediately after swallowing, the two effeminate boys were immediately overcome by a wave of heat and arousal causing Kaiji to gasp and Touya to let out a small moan. The two looked at each other before pouncing, feverishly making out and shamelessly grinding on each other, not even bothering to muffle their moans that were getting increasingly louder.

Fortunately, Kaiji still had enough brainpower to guide the both of them towards the couch, still not breaking the kiss even as the two of them fell onto the plush furniture. Of course, the need for air arose and the two parted, thick saliva dripping from between their mouths as the two panted, flushed and needy. Kaiji, being the opportunist he is, immediately went for Touya’s neck, kissing and licking and sucking on the pale skin as he squeezed and groped every inch of skin he could get his hands on, eventually slipping his hands underneath Touya’s dress, making the blue haired male mewl and moan as he frantically worked to unzip Kaiji’s pants.

— Meanwhile —

Lying in his bed in his room was Nagisa Sano, wearing a pair of earbuds and listening to some of Vox’s songs, he was oblivious to the world around him as he mindlessly scrolled on his phone and occasionally checked in on Jinx’s official discord to do his job as one of his mods. Today was definitely one of the busier days, with it being his older brother’s birthday and all, which meant he was getting double the attention than usual, he couldn’t keep count on the amount of times the doorbell had rang and Kaiji’s voice thanking whoever gave him a present today.

As he kept his attention on his phone, he was still unaware to what was happening outside, specifically a certain blue haired male’s visit until he was greeting with a rather alarming noise.

“Aahhhnngh…hnnnghh…ah! Ah! K-kai-chaaan..”

Nagisa choked on his own spit and he immediately shot up from his laying position, eyes wide and cheeks red. “Please God, please no, do not tell me he’s-“

“Haah! Ah! Hngh! Mmm….nghhh!”

“F-fuck! Fuck! You’re so fucking tight…hnnngh oh fuck oh fuckfuckfuck I’m cumming!”

“Yes! Yes! Give to me! Cum inside me! Do it! Aaaaaahh!”

“You have got to be fucking shitting me!!” Nagisa yelled out, mortified and pissed however, neither his brother or Touya paid him any mind as they continued to enjoy Kaiji’s gift far, far into the night.

Thank you for the gift!

[kanazawa-division]

A little while after the fiasco that was Kaoru’s visit. Joey heard the doorbell ring again and opened the door. Standing outside was his old friend Lyall Shiba with a gift bag in his right hand, and judging from his appearance, it appears that he just got off work.

"Hey Joey. Happy birthday." Lyall waved at his friend. "I got you a gift to celebrate." 

Stepping inside, Lyall paused as he saw a familiar person asleep on Joey's coach. 

"Is that…Kaoru?" Lyall asked, eyebrow raised. 

"Yeah, she came to drop off a gift and well…"

"Let me guess she spent the last Anubis know days without any sleep, and it finally caught up with her." 

"Yep."

"That girl." Lyall muttered, shaking his head. "Alright, Joey, just leave her to me. I'll drop her off." 

Handing over the gift he brought to Joey, Lyall walked over to the couch and lifted Kaoru up bridal style who, in the meanwhile, was dead to the world not even waking up a bit at being handled.

"Well, I was gonna stay over a little while, but it seems like I've got different plans now. Anyway, Joey, I hope you enjoy the gift I got you, and hopefully, the rest of your birthday goes without any incident." Lyall stated, walking towards the door. 

"I'll see you soon, Joey." Lyall nodded his head goodbye as he walked out the doorway. 

Joey just waved his friend off and closed the door, glad that Kaoru would get home safe. Now turning his attention to the present, Lyall had given him Joey opened it. 

Inside the gift was a figure of the anime character Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan. Along with the figure was a note. 

"I know you're a big fan of the series, so I got you a little something from an anime store in Niigata." – Lyall

“Ew, Eren? Ew.” Mamoru stuck out his tongue, disapproval etched on his features as he came out of his room to see his boyfriend giddily holding the figurine in his hands.

Joey gasped scandalously and placed a hand on his chest as if he was actually wounded. “What do you mean ‘ew’?! Eren’s the fucking GOAT!! The second greatest character in the series after Hange!” The blonde turned his nose up in the air, pouting as Mamoru rolled his eyes playfully. “Yeah, he was great in the first two seasons but his character really went downhill in season 4, I’m sorry babe but no amount of rock hard abs and sexy hair can justify committing worldwide genocide.”

“Okay….okay….listen…listen to me…” Joey placed the figurine down and held on to Mamoru’s shoulders, looking him dead in the eye. “…His Titan forms, including the Founding one, is hot as fuck.”

“Oh goddamnit, not this again, Joey your monsterfucker tendencies are showing again.”

Thank you for the gift!

[uenodivision]

Shisuta- 🍪 [BUSCUIT/COOKIE]

Kisouna- 🥯 [BAGEL]

Aranai - 🍹 [TROPICAL BEVERAGE]

Shisuta is very much a simple person. She's never believed in having extravagant things, believing that they are an excuse to show off your wealth or greed, which she considers to be a sin. Her house is pretty much the same. It's not bare and minimalistic as Kisouna's, but it is fairly simple and empty. After she divorced her husband, he pretty much took all of their stuff with him, not that it bothered her. She's perfectly fine with having the bare minimum. As long as she has a bed to sleep in, a table for food, and a bookshelf for her books, she is content. She has more than that, obviously, but those things are what she mainly uses. She has a television, but she rarely uses it, saving it for Aranai whenever she comes over to visit.

This one should be fairly obvious. Kisouna's unhealthy obsession? Her need to have things in order; i.e., her country. She has an unbridled hatred for crime, criminals, disorganization, etc. Anything that could possibly threaten the peace and stability of her country or her life, she has an issue with. This behavior stems from the death of her husband, who was sadly killed by a drunk driver. It was his death that sparked a change in Kisouna, and why she has made it her mission to do away with all crime, anarchy, villainy, etc. She seeks to create a better life for her daughter, and she'll do what she must to see the world. Her behavior and personality don't make her very popular, but she doesn't care. She does what she does for the good of all, not for fame or accolades.

Aranai's thought about this question for a while now. Truthfully, she's content with staying where she is now, in her hometown of Ueno. That doesn't mean she hasn't seen the rest of Japan. Less you forget, besides the fact that she was the head of a former Bōsōzoku who terrorized all of Japan, she also works as a delivery person, which takes her all over the country. She doesn't like spending her time at home. She likes being outside on her Yamaha bike on the road, feeling the wind hit her face as she drives. She doesn't know where she wants to go. She'd like to see new sites, if possible. Someday, she'd like to drive around the world. But right now, as stated, she's content to live in Japan.