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FAT BABBY!!!! ohhhh his tummy is so full of soup and by soup i mean honey but thats just bee soup his tummys sooooo full of bee soup
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Fat baby
FAT BABBY!!!! ohhhh his tummy is so full of soup and by soup i mean honey but thats just bee soup his tummys sooooo full of bee soup
I’m just thinking about sap thinking he’s straight his whole life. He loves sex with women, so why would he ever think otherwise? But ever since he met up with team mafia for the first time he can’t help but think small, tiny, itty-bitty gay thoughts about them. But, he convinces himself that they’re normal thoughts, yk? It’s normal to think about shad having a big dick, or that conter has said he wanted to fuck him, or that the way serpias simps over him is hot. These thoughts are so totally normal. And they’re jokes! But meeting up with them all again he can’t help but let his eyes linger on his friends and think about what’s beneath their clothes or how they would feel against him. It’s just a joke. A straight man can find humour in gay jokes.
And then one of them crosses a line by kissing Sapnap while they’re drinking. It’s quick, and Sapnap doesn’t even process it as it’s happening, but god that opens the floodgates. He wants it to happen again and at that moment he admits to himself that maybe he’s just curious. So, he corners one of them away from everyone else and kisses them.
He fucking likes it. Too much. It’s rough and it’s different to kissing a woman. Fuck, he likes it. So he thinks to himself that it’s fine to experiment a little. It’s a vacation. He can experiment all he wants and then can go back home and pretend like nothing happened.
oh Waos
i had to take a day to think about this and trust, it was all i was thinking about
sapnap being so convinced that he's straight because he's never desired a man before, now all of a sudden, he's seeing all of his friends in a new light. he's acknowledged before that he has attractice friends, but that's so different from actually experiencing the attraction for himself.
imo that drunk kiss is from either piru or cris. idk why i just feel like they give the vibe that they'd just casually give him a peck on the lips while they're drunk
when i talked to seven, he gave some great ideas on different outcomes based on who sapnap chooses to corner
serpias would immediately be tweeting about it, bragging to the world that he made out with his cutie pie, sapnap
conter is super aggressive, practically tonguefucking sapnap, but he'd keep it to himself until the next time they start arguing and yelling at each other (including on stream), and he'd hold it over sapnap's head. he was just so submissive, such a good boy for conter, letting him do whatever he wanted to him
cris would be soooo normal about it, he'd make out with sapnap and see how much of a little bitch sapnap is, and he definitely doesn't hold it over his head as well. he would keep it to himself, but he definitely treats sapnap a little differently after (i.e. he constantly makes sapnap beg in spanish, chasing after the feeling of making him submit)
(directly from seven) "Farfa, big strong farfa, wrapping sapnap up in his big arms and pulling him close, acting like sapnap's papi in another way, guiding him through his first gay kiss..."
piru, who's never kissed another man either, being just as pathetic as sapnap, the two of them desperate and panting, trying their best to keep quiet lest the other guys hear them
whoever it is sapnap decides to kiss, he pulls them away multiple times throughout the rest of the trip, just to really make sure he actually likes it! it's science, he's just running multiple trials to make sure his results are accurate! and then, well, he needs to make sure it wasn't a fluke, that it wasn't the person he was kissing that made him like it but the fact that he was kissing a man, so he runs his trials again but with a different variable, a different man
by the end of the trip, his results are quite conclusive, and it's looking like he actually does like men. hoorah!
How did sapnap figure out he could turn people? Who was the first turned? Did SAPNAP know he was a vampire? How did he know for sure?
he didn't know for sure that he could, he just figured that if he could turn himself into a vampire by drinking enough blood, then surely that means he can turn other people into vampires by making them drink blood.
the first person he turns is dream :D
sapnap didn't really have actual confirmation that he was a vampire, he didn't actually know vampires existed, he just knew there was a legend that consuming blood of young people could extend the drinker's lifespan, and he just kept at it for a few years until he felt sure that he wasn't aging. but there was something he didn't know— blood contains the energy of the soul. that's why the legend works.
the concept is based off of the concept of the soul in jjk, how the body and the soul are one and the same, and what's done to the soul affects the body and vice versa.
so like, just like how the body shows signs of aging, how you lose elasticity in your skin, how your bones lose density, how your telomeres gradually shorten and prevent cells from replicating, the same kinds of things happen to the soul. by consuming blood, sapnap is consuming the energy of the soul, which keeps his own healthier for longer, keeping him from aging. but over time, by essentially overloading his own soul with so much energy, his soul begins to atrophy, and produces less of its own energy since he's now consisting on the soul energy of others. at this point, a reaction occurs within his soul, and he becomes a vampire
when he becomes a vampire, his teeth sharpen in fangs, his speed and strength grow inhuman, his pupils lose most of their range of motion and stay perpetually enlarged, his skin clears into smooth perfection (← he was SO relieved when this happened, he still had terrible acne when he initially stopped aging and he thought he fucked up by not waiting to grow out of it before starting his experiment). now, he doesn't need food or water or sleep or other human necessities to keep his body going, he just needs blood.
this initial stage of vampirism is where most others would die. very few people attempt to follow this legend to begin with, but most people don't have the resources to constantly acquire blood, whether from willing volunteers or murder, and they certainly don't have the resources to get away with constant murder. but sapnap is a very powerful person from a very powerful family. he has plenty of servants to do his dirty work for him, he has plenty of villages nearby with plenty of peasant families who have children just to have extra hands helping, families who wouldn't really care all that much if a child went missing.
he gets away with it for many years, kidnapping and killing hundreds of children before being caught. he's sentenced to confinement in his castle, but he still has his servants, who can still acquire blood for him, who can still offer their own blood to him. in his confinement, realizing that all of the people around him are aging, are inevitably going to die, he asks his closest friend, the servant he grew up alongside, to join him in immortality. dream.
I wanna join in on your anon post: I like the thought of sapnap doing all this scientific research with kissing the team mafia guys. But… surely he can’t get all his research of kissing them, so he decides to try and seduce a few of them: get them in bed with him and try things he really only imagined doing.
Sucking dick was at the top of his list, and after the first time, he really needs to do it with other people as well to make sure.
He honestly still tells himself it’s of curiosity and experimenting, because the thought of actually being gay just doesn’t seem right to him.
This trip seeing team mafia turns him into a slut without even realising it, and the boys talk, they know what Sapnap has been doing with them all.
By the end of it sapnap can admit that he likes having sex with some men, but really how can he know if this was just because he was in a different country? Surely he has to go test things out back home as well. Just to make sure.
YEAH
and once dick gets involved, there are even more variables to test! length, girth, bush, cut vs uncut, even the quality of their semen gets tested by sapnap. all in the name of science, of course.
every moment of free time they have, every moment away from stream (and some moments when the cameras are rolling), sapnap is pulling someone away to suck them off. he tests in various locations, times of day, he even tries to take note of what the guys were eating beforehand, though he gives up after losing track after 2 meals
as it turns out, the variables don't really affect much! sapnap just likes sucking dick! although, he definitely enjoys it more when he's sucking off his friends (he tried sneaking away while they were drinking to find a stranger to suck off, and it was still fun, but, like most things, it's just better with friends)
sapnap doesn't actually tell the guys about his experiments, all they know is that he seems to have a newfound obsession with having their dicks in his mouth (which he does)
In pred/prey do they go through breeding seasons.... asking for horny reasons btw
yes. in fact, i made a chart :3
NOWAY Blake confirmed + tiny blakenap + my hamsters ohhh :((( hes so small and so happy to be there
RIGHTTTTT hes so much shorter than i thought he was hes literally just like a few inches taller than sapnap he actually just looks like Some Guy™ and i love him
What about the species of dteam friends & company hehe
omg seven im so glad you asked!!
(seven im really glad you asked because i think i forgot some of them because we didn't write them down LMFAO)
I’m not that anon but I need to say that serpias and sapnap should fuck nasty amen
REALLLL. and they should film it and post it online i wanna watch