#limricks

[newenglandgirl]

Hearts & Minds

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[limerick-enjoyer]

There once was a skibidi sigma

Though there was a negative stigma

Still they would mew

Their jawline it grew

Yet friendship remained an enigma

[lanphin88]

MEDIA PRESSURE super models give girls fake aspersions gossiping girls can have the curlest conversation girls are under alot pressure to look how they see on the covers some girls go to extreme lengths to achieve this which worries many mothers deit such as 7lb in 7 days get thin by Friday are encourage these girls hopeless desperations #limricks #poem https://www.instagram.com/p/BUuneGMjlik/?igshid=1k5uedy4ls4xt

[azalzalsramblings]

Limricks are easy, but sometimes they don't make a lot of sense, refridgerator

I was going to write about Otters And acid, you know Blotters. But I couldn't find a story except one that was gory And I don't want that for my daughters Unrelated, I was bored in a meeting today so dirty limricks will be posted shortly, not that anyone reads these but whatever.

[basically-andromeda]

Work todays

It's going to be one of those days,

Where I pray for patience to get through the maze,  

Because if I prayed for strength to guide,

By laws I could not abide,

And in handcuffs I'd be lead aways...

  For things would go awry,

When some up start guy,

Tries to demean or chastise,  

 And will see, to late, their actions unwise,

And be luck to get away with just a black-eye.

  So with that thought in mind,

I will try not to be unkind,

For it's not worth the trouble,

That mauling someone surely would double,

And to my work day be resigned.

  LIMRICKS!

[whywouldyoustory]

The man from Spain.

There once was a man from Spain,

Who decided to hijack a plane.

It crashed and burned,

He was quite concerned,

And he died in considerable pain.