Dec 12, 2021
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linguistic jokes
Why you don't pronounce final consonants in French:
Italy, to the south: words should only end in vowels! Maybe one soft consonant (r,s,l,m) but that's an exception!
England, to the North: Words can end in vowels OR consonants! Even multiple hard consonants! Like strength!
France, stuck between them and trying to stay friends with both: Uhhhhh....
baby are you a hapax legamenon cause I have never seen anyone like you
Person with french accent: mmmm quatre-vingts blaze eet
To anyone not in serious command of the English language I owe an apology for this utterly linguistic joke - Ted
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professor: so we can say that US English and Canadian English are quite similar
me: eh
Are you a voiceless alveopalatal fricative because ssshhhhiiit