#linhardt ask

[lady-byleth]

I was just talking with my friend about Three Houses and she said that Lindhardt was Caspar's impulse control and I just ??????? Like, this is the boy who broke into the monastery's vault and stole crest related items and only returned them after being scolded by his teacher. You look me dead in the eyes and tell me that boy has any impulse control at all. Sure, Caspar is a chaotic dumbass, but Lindhardt is a quiet dumbass.

Caspar is a chaotic dumbass and Linhardt is a chaotic genius and that's why they're friends :3

[lady-byleth]

Lindhart: I understand you're taking suggestions for crack pairings? Edelgard: Yes, do you have a suggestion? Lindhart: Me and Felix.

Felix, materializing next to them: do that and I will end you

[lady-byleth]

if you don't get hanneman of linhardt to a support with lysithea Cyril holds them at gunpoint to remove her crests. bonus they'd do it anyway after they learn why she needs them gone but Cyril still does it

Cyril: I WILL SAVE YOU WITH THE POWER OF LOVE and this gun I found

Linhardt and Hanneman: just leave the saving to us, alright

Cyril: OK...

Lysithea: omg...

[lady-byleth]

You know another support chain we were robbed of? Hilda and Linhardt. I can't see it going beyond a B-support but that's fine because it'd be hilarious. Hilda has to do some manual labor and sees Lin so she puts on her sweet act and feigns a headache and Lin is just "Ah man that sucks for you. Well good luck with that." And goes to nap and Hilda is just confused because she isn't used to that not working.

Loooool that would be hilarious! Linhardt is too tired to be charmed and Hilda is so Confused ™

[lady-byleth]

Why can I see all the 3H students getting some sort of wildlife-related powers that may or may not prove more trouble than they’re worth? Like. Hilda getting flamingo abilities - namely being able to tolerate walking through otherwise stupidly hazardous terrain - or Linhardt getting echolocation like a bat? (He wants to turn the sounds off so he can sleep, darnit.)

That's hilarious though, chronically lazy Hilda can get just about anywhere on foot so she's the designated scout and she hates it so much. Linhardt just wants to sleep but it's all. So. Loud.

The irony! Beautiful!

[lady-byleth]

Grimoir Linhardt is what we (and Caspar) deserve.

He also deserves that fluffy collar so he can take a nap anywhere and doesn't have to bring a pillow

[lady-byleth]

Hilda and Linhardt would’ve had great supports imo. Also I’ve seen someone suggest Hubert/Mercedes and honestly? I kinda like it

*nod nod* both sound good

[lady-byleth]

I usually pair Lysithea with Linhardt in my saves so Lysithea can live and I like Cyril and Lysithea cause they're cute together but I also kinda really like to ship Lysithea and Linhardt like Linhardt might have no tact when he first interacted with her but he goes all out of his way so Lysithea can live longer come their A-support... I was like "Yes! That is dedication!". (Which also made me kinda sad that Lysithea dies young when paired with Cyril QAQ)

Linhardt just dropping everything to save Lysithea is absolutely wonderful and makes me feel okay constantly pairing them off even tho I don't actually ship them

I just want Lys to be happy and live the life she deserves 😭😭😭