#lysithea ask

[lady-byleth]

Okay so imagine Cyril finally getting the nerve to call Lysithea an Almyran pet name and her replying with “No, that’s weird! That’s Claude’s nickname for the professor!” (thinking that it’s platonic) Cyril pauses and then explains that it’s the Almyran equivalent of “sweetheart.” There’s another pause as everything else clicks. (Cyril definitely finds another name to call her because she just looks SO pretty when she blushes like that.)

Oh this definitely happens

Cyril: im sorry, Claude calls the professor what now?

Lysithea: exactly what you just said but I can't pronounce it

Cyril: *deep breath* okay everything makes sense now

Lysithea: why, what does it mean?

Cyril: it's uh...a term of endearment...

Lysithea: yes, I got that but--

Cyril: between people in a relationship...

Lysithea: oh...

Cyril: yeah...

Lysithea: you're right this explains a lot of things

Cyril: right?!

[lady-byleth]

Trickster Lysithea dual wielding Thyrsus and Thunderbrand is more power than any one person should possess.

She kills the enemy on the other side of the map while stabbing whoever jumps her in one hit and Claude and Byleth just stand there like "did you need us for something?"

[lady-byleth]

Hilda: Lysithea, for the last time it’s called cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli./ Lysithea *staring blankly* : I know what i saw./ Claude to Lorenz: It's true that it looks like a ghost broccoli/ Lorenz to Claude: please don't encourage her!! she eats too much cakes!!

Claude: hang on, I got this. Hey Lysithea!

Lysithea: oh no

Claude: why aren't you eating your ghost broccoli?

Lysithea: because I don't like it!

Claude: well, if you don't eat your ghost broccoli you'll never grow up

Lysithea: will you stop treating me like a child already?

Claude: if you stop act like one

Lysithea, internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap

[lady-byleth]

if you don't get hanneman of linhardt to a support with lysithea Cyril holds them at gunpoint to remove her crests. bonus they'd do it anyway after they learn why she needs them gone but Cyril still does it

Cyril: I WILL SAVE YOU WITH THE POWER OF LOVE and this gun I found

Linhardt and Hanneman: just leave the saving to us, alright

Cyril: OK...

Lysithea: omg...

[lady-byleth]

I find that there's a difference between smart, intelligent, and clever. Dedue is smart. He has a healthy enough mix of common sense and book smarts to be able to tackle most situations. Lysithea is intelligent. She's very well educated, but doesn't always have the practical knowledge to apply everything she knows; which will change as she gets older. Claude is clever. He Knows how it's gonna work out, but is a chaotic dumbass.

Very succinctly put and I believe that you are absolutely right

[lady-byleth]

hilda and lysithea supports is just, "wow youre so pretty and cool" "you are my little sister now" "ah"

It's just an emotional

[lady-byleth]

Lorenz and Lysithea sibling dynamics. Pls. I think it could be so cute and I know Lorenz would love to have a sibling he can enjoy having intelligent conversations with. And Lysithea would be a good sister and straighten him out when its needed.

Oh. Oh that's good! Lorenz hitting on a girl again and suddenly Lysithea warps into the room because she can sense it and just grabs him by the ear and warps back out

Lorenz getting super offended by anyone treating Lysithea like anything less than a hardworking genius and keeping Lysithea from throwing fireballs at anyone except Claude

Whoever Lysithea becomes interested in gets evaluated like cattle at market by Lorenz because his SWEET LYSITHEA and if anyone is actually interested in Lorenz Lysithea takes them to the side and just asks "why?!" but she's actually just asking to make sure it's genuine

Sibling like Lorenz and Lysithea is great

[lady-byleth]

Lysithea [to Byleth] In my defense, Professor, I was the only one saying "stop hitting."// *Earlier that day*// Lysithea *to the other Deer*: Stop hitting them! Kicking them will hurt more!

I fucking love it when y'all give me Three Houses and B99 crossover stuff, it's beautiful