#caspar ask

[lady-byleth]

I was just talking with my friend about Three Houses and she said that Lindhardt was Caspar's impulse control and I just ??????? Like, this is the boy who broke into the monastery's vault and stole crest related items and only returned them after being scolded by his teacher. You look me dead in the eyes and tell me that boy has any impulse control at all. Sure, Caspar is a chaotic dumbass, but Lindhardt is a quiet dumbass.

Caspar is a chaotic dumbass and Linhardt is a chaotic genius and that's why they're friends :3

[lady-byleth]

Caspar: What if Petra kisses me?//Ferdinand: You kiss her back, obviously//Caspar: Okay. //Caspar: But why her back though?// Lorenz: *laughs in his tea*//Sylvain: I want to see that disaster!!!//

Byleth: should I tell him?

Claude: absolutely not

[lady-byleth]

if a bit even breathes in the general direction of lysitheaannette or bernie seteth dedue Raphael and caspar materialize directly behind the dude

It's just like...they're smol and soft and sweet and while they could absolutely break a creep into tiny pieces, why should they have to dirty their hands if the men are right there, ya know?! If a man is being gross then other men should educate him, the girls are under no obligation and also, someone wants blood and it's most likely Caspar

Also, Felix because Felix and tiny girls go together like hot chocolate and a cold day

Oh and Byleth probably gives extra classes on how to best shoulder throw a creep

[lady-byleth]

How do you feel about Caspar and Bernie’s supports? I think they’re adorable and the idea of Caspar bringing Bernie to places with beautiful views to help her with getting out more is really nice UwU

I think their supports are really cute too though I gotta admit if I were in Bernie's shoes I would've probably kicked him in the teeth more than once

If someone forced me out of my room like that, I'd go straight for the fight response xD

[lady-byleth]

Bruh the tangent you went on about Edelgard and her views of the commoner vs noble oppression from the system is basically her support with Caspar lol E: You're a victim of the system!! Your brother is inadequate and lazy and you should be heir of the military affairs agshevebajsh C: Bruh chill I'm fine lmao

Oh man, I totally forgot this support existed tbh

Edie needs to learn that there's a difference between being a victim and being slightly inconvenienced by something

You could argue Miklan was a victim, but he was also a douche. Caspar is very much not a victim cuz he didn't give a shit in the first place

[lady-byleth]

Im very new to your blog, so i dont know your rules on asking about english and japanese comparison of fe3h, so if i broke any, i apologize! May i ask if there are any language differences in caspar and bernie's supports? (Also did you learn japanese or do you have access to the japanese script? Im so sorry if the answer is obvious dhsbshwjwhwnsb)

Welcome! Don't worry, you're completely fine! I don't have any rules except that we don't have to agree on everything and that's fine!

As for differences in their supports between languages, I have to admit I haven't watched Bernie and Caspar's supports in a while but I don't remember there being any major differences that would change the tone in any significant ways. I'd have to watch them again for any smaller things tho

And I'm self taught in Japanese, I picked up on some things watching anime and when I noticed some discrepancies with the subs I decided to pay attention and now I understand enough to pick up on most things as long as it's not super complicated technical talk. I'm a quick study in languages, my only talent really xD

By now I've played the game enough that I don't even need the subtitles anymore so I've got more brain power over to really listen to the conversations

[lady-byleth]

caspar who made linhardt help him train for thus day:*jumping and dodging around snatching crowns out of the air to drop on Marianne and bernies heads* claude: finally a worthy opponent *starts testing flower crowns as far away from caspar as possible trying to trip his game up*

Perfect!

Caspar fucking flips around the place and Bernie and Marianne are blushing like crazy but are happy because everyone gets in on it to make them happy!

[lady-byleth]

Mitya’s cat loves Edie and sleeps on her floor or furniture while she paints. Caspar nearly wet himself when he showed up to work on a group project and was greeted by a very curious and friendly sabertooth.

People voice very serious worries about a wild animal living with them until they actually meet snowflake and realize that is an oversized living stuffed animal and it's always hilarious