#localpanicattack

[localpanicattack]

I had a great ship idea with the two most famous bisexual power bottoms (in my opinion)

DEAN WINCHESTER X TONY STARK I MEAN TONY WOULD SPOIL HIM SM

also please if someone draws this let me know I love this

[chiwritesandrecs]

Okay wait hear me out

the Matt Damon characters as birds

Linus is a crow cuz he’ll steal you shiny things if you give him food

Mark would be a pigeon cuz he SUCKS (i love him and pigeons are scrappy little guys)

Will hunting is a gray macaw because they smart and high maintenance

Jason Bourne is a golden eagle cuz he’s a cutie pie and strong asf

YESSS YOU’RE SO SMART!!

linus is for sure a crow like that man is a pick pocketer he will keep taking stuff for you to the point you need a second house for everything to go in. crows also cause lots of power outages because they steal cables for nests

pigeons are cutiesssss i would give pigeon mark breadcrumbs!! specifically that photo he looks a lil mad but he’s also tiny so he can’t do shit. pigeons also can detect their own reflection which normally most birds can’t do, which i feel like matches marks vibes

that gray macaw looks like they’re judging my life choices seriously or just looking at me like i’m dumb AF!! which is very will hunting of them. apparently gray macaws have near-human intelligence which when you think about it is crazy, they are also very good mimics!

idk why but that golden eagle is mogging me…but golden eagles can go as fast as 193km/hr (120freedom units/hr) and are apex predators, so i feel like if jason bourne would lock tf in he could get there

[chiwritesandrecs]

currently thinking about how in the beginning of Ted Lasso, Jamie pushed Ted away because Ted was willing to be a father-figure to him and the only experience he had with a father was a bad one

FUCK IM CRYING bruh their relationship over the whole show is so amazing to watch as well as jamie’s character arc and development as a person

[chiwritesandrecs]

im assuming hopefully by now you've finished or almost finished ted lasso and mayhaps you'll understand why roy kent x jamie tartt is my favorite ship in the show

YESSSSS MAAM honestly i see it now

i still ship roy x keeley the most BUT i do see the vision

also 3.11 killed me honestly when ted’s mum showed up 😣

[chiwritesandrecs]

CHI ITS BEEN A WHILE BUT LIKE I JUST WATCHED THE ACCOUNTANT WITH BEN AFFLECK AND THE JASON BOURNE X CHRIS WOLFF SHIP POSSIBILITY IS CALLING TO ME

if you haven’t seen it I do recommend it it’s so good

the accountant is like top 50 movies EVER!!!! GRRRR THE JASON BOURNE CHRIS WOLFF IS SO FUCKIN ICONICCCC 🤪🤪🤪

also yes drop by whenever pookie

[chiwritesandrecs]

chi should I plant potatoes in my garden mark watney style

I’m gonna have tomatoes also

also I have 3 blueberry bushes, a strawberry plant, and a raspberry bush that I have no idea how it got there

HELLS YEAH botany for the win

i’ve always killed whatever i planted when i tried to garden so i’m living vicariously through you

W raspberries are my favourite fruit

also you’re in my inbox so much my keyboard knows to auto finish when i type local

[chiwritesandrecs]

chi should i do linus, will, or jason next for a matt damon characters boyfriend smau

can i pick all of the above???

if not i would choose my pookie bear linus but do whatever your heart desires

[chiwritesandrecs]

okay wait hear me out

Linus Caldwell and petty theft for his gf but his gf is rich asf and she always anonymously donates double the cost of whatever “gifts” he got her (it’s always stupid stuff like books and stuffed animals) (there was probably a lamp or smth one time too but we don’t need to get into that)

I know you’re working on the other Linus req I sent but just like keep this in mind

and ofc take your time!!!

girl yesss that man steals whatever he can get his hands on fr

I did try my hand at this one here