Mini Fanfic #1218: Two Dorks Finally Found Love(SSBU X River City Girls X Darkstalkers)
A Couple of Years Earlier........
It was a nice, eventful evening at Smash Town that day as the Smash Family held their very first annual Smash Gala Party located at the mansion's dining hall.
Everyone present were laughing and dancing to the loud music, having a blast of a time, all while Yoshi and Dark Pit were sitting down in one of the tables, chatting among themselves before noticing Dedede walking over and taking a seat in the last available seat left, grumbling.
Yoshi/Dark Pit: Hey, Uncle De.
Dedede: ('Grumbles')
Yoshi: You got struck out by the model tonight?
Dedede: ('Groans in Defeat') Yeah. 'Said she doesn't want to be seen around with a fat slop of an Ex-King. Can y'all believe that hoe?
Yoshi: Welllll.....You're not really a Kong anymore.....
Dark Pit: And you're fat.
Dedede: Yeah, but I didn't work tooth and nail to provide for this family JUST to be called a damn slop! (Crosses his Arms While Pouting) The nerve of that woman.
Dark Pit: I don't even know why you bother getting back on the dating scene to begin with. You're clearly not enjoying getting stood up to the dirt every day and night
Dedede: ('Sigh') Yeah, you're not wrong there. It's tedious, but your old man can't help but to give it another go, you know? Love is nice, beautiful thing to have once you give all the work, commitment, and support it needs to grow from both or more sides involved.
Yoshi: (Turns to Pitto) Yeah, everybody needs a little romance in their lives. You especially.
Dark Pit: (Raises an Eyebrow at Yoshi) Me?
Yoshi: Yes, you! You're the most anti-social out of EVERYONE in this entire family.
Dark Pit: (Glares at Yoahi) Bullcrap! I hang out with people.
Yoshi: Reluctantly.
Dark Pit: Shut it! In all those instances, I still had myself a good time regardless.
Dedede: Eventually.
Dark Pit: (Glares at his Appointed Uncle) De!
Dedede: What? He not completely wrong! You do need to go out and enjoy the outter life some more, boy. It'll do ya wonders
Dark Pit: ('Sighs in a Bit of Annoyance') I will in due time. But I ain't gonna be a lovestruck idiot anytime soon. (Points at Pit Dancing With Viridi on the Dance Floor) Especially like that cupid dork over there
Pit: ('Sigh') Love you, Pitto.
Viridi: (Glares at The Dark Angel) Quit making fun of my angel over there, jerkwad!!
Dark Pit: (Smirks at Viridi) Tell your angel to get better at reading and maybe I'll reconsider.
Dark Pit starts chuckling over his sly remarks before suddenly getting pelted in the face by Viridi's water volley blast, causing him to fall off from his seat.
'Thud'
Dark Pit: ('Ugh') (Gets Back Up From his Seat, Now Soaked and Wet) What the-
Viridi: (Smirks at a Soaking Pitto While Pit Snickers at his Dispense) Hope you enjoy your refreshments over there, Pitto!~ Our one of a kind treat!~
The couple laughs as they continue on with their dance, leaving Pitto to glare and groan at them in pure annoyance..
Dark Pit: (Tries Squeezing the Water Out From his Dress Shirt) Aa what I was saying...... (Turns Back to Dedede) You're better off going solo, Uncle De. (Turns Back to Pit and ViridI... Doing a Cute Eskimo Kiss in the Close to Mid Distance) Less you want you and your partner to end being as obnoxious as those two.....
Viridi gives Pitto the middle finger without so much as looking directly at him, causing the dark angel to sigh.
Dark Pit: Screw it. If you guys need me- (Walks Off) I'll be at the restroom drying off. (Starts Grumbling While Walking)
Yoshi: ('Sigh') Love wins once another. (Takes a Bite Off of a Cookie From his Plate Before Disliking the Taste Of it Shortly After) ('Ugh') Too plain. (Turns to See Dedede Lost in Some Thoughts) Oh come on. Don't tell me you're actually taking Pitto's words to heart here.
Dedede: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality) N-No, I ain't!.....But-
Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow) Buuuuuuuuuut?
Dedede: (Sighs Heavily While Looking Down at his Reflection on his Drink) I dunno. Maybe I should take a break from the dating scene for a while. I doubt I'm ever gonna end up with someone in the next few years.......
Yoshi: (Place his Hand Onto De's Shoulder) Don't give up hope just yet, Uncle De. A lot of things could happen during that time, so you never know.
Dedede: Yeah, probably. (Takes a Bite Off of the Cookie Ffrom his Plate Before Splitting Out in the Other Direction) ('POOUAH') The fuck!? These cookie taste bland as hell!
Peach: (In the Other Side of the Room) LANGUAGE!
Dedede: Sorry.
Yoshi: ('Sigh') Yeeeeup.
Fast Forward to the Present.........
The Annual Smash Gala Party has now returned, more lively than ever this year around. The music's loud and bumping and everyone: friends and couples alike, are out on the dance floor, dancing the night away, having a grand ol' time.
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Owain: (Doing Various of Heroic, Epic, and Goofy Looking Poses In Front of a Giggling Zelda)
Zelda: Owain!~ Whatcha doing over here?~
Owain: Ohh don't mind me, milady~ Just moving along to the beat of this highly advanced music playing. It's incredibly intoxicating.
Zelda: (Casually Shrugs) That's what electric pop music would do to ya. (Smiles Softly While Blushing) Your moves are very nice to look at by the way~
Owain: (Properly Bows at Zelda) Why, thank you!~ (Smirks Proudly) I will be more than happy to teach them to you- (Forms an Annoyed Glare at Two Familiar Faces) Only if two of the most closest people in my life would quit taking pictures of me.
Robin: (Happily Waves at his Son While Taking Pictures of Him Along with His Equally Happy Wife and The Mother of Their Son, Lissa) Your mother's idea by the way.
Lissa: You were doing great, sweetie!~ Don't stop now!~
Owain: MOTHER!
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Jun: (Sighs a Bit She Sits Next Woth her Husband and The Few Other Members of the League of Villains in the Bar Section) Such a lovely atmosphere tonight. It's a shame my body gotten a lot older these days or else I would've been out there by now.
Sephiroth: (Turns to Jun) You know how to dance?
Jun: (Nodded to Ganondorf) In my younger years, I did. Kazuya and I were quite the dancing couple since then.
Hades: I'm sorry- (Eyes Widened at Kazuya) Mr. Former Devil Boy here used to dance!?
Kazuya: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) Shocking, I kmow. (Points the Fellas To His Wife Next to Him) She was clearly the better dancer of the two if us.
Jun: (Giggles Softly Rest Her Head Onto Her Husband's Shoulder) Lies~ You were just as wonderful as well, my dear.
Kazuya: (Raises an Eyebrow) I really think so?
Jun: I really know so~ (Gives Kazuya a Kiss on the Cheek) Would you like to take a dancing class together one of these days? It could be fun.
Kazuya: (Sighs While Blushing a Little) If it saves me from second hand embarrassment, then sure.
Hades: (Chuckles a Bit) Oh-ho~ Speaking of which~ Looky there! (Points the Gang to Flirty Bowser Talking to an Already Irritated Peach)
Kazuya: ('Ugh') He never quits, does he?
Sephiroth: (Slowly Shakes his Head) That man is as persistent as they come. I'll give him four minutes before it all crashes down upon him.
Hades: (Forms an Evil Smirk) I'll give him a minute and a half tops.
Kazuya: Forty-Five seconds is all he'll need to call it quits.
Jun: (Pouts at the Others) Boys, enough! That's far too long and generous time to give him when it could happen in- (Looks at her Watch as She Counts) Three....Two......One.
Peach: (In the Distance) GO AWAY, YOU CREEP!
'SLAP'
Bowser: (Cries in Pain and Pathetic Misery)
Hades: Ooooh! Right in the face and pride!
Sephiroth: (Genuinely Surprised) And it happened right on time too.
Kazuya: (Forms a Proud, Evil Lime Smirk on his Face) Gentlemen- (Presents Hades and Sephiroth To.....) The love of my life.
Jun: (Giggles Once More While Blushing) Kazu, you sweetheart~
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Yoshi: (Sitting Alone at the Table, Eating One of the Many Cookies He Got From the Stand) ('Munch Munch') Mmmm~ I gotta say, these are getting a lot more tastier each year around.
????: ('Sighs Heavily') I swear you two are impossible sometimes......
Yoshi turns to see Dark Pit walking over to his table with his two girlfriends, Misako and Kyoko on one side.
Misako: (Forms a Playful Smirk on her Face While Gently Poking Pitto's Cheek) Oh don't be so dramatic, babe. You love every second of this~
Kyoko: (Happily Nodded) Mmhmm~ (Hugs Pitto's Arm) Where would you be without us showering you with our love and affection, hm?~
Dark Pit: (Shrugs) Probably sitting around, hating everything. (Use his Other Free Hand to Rub the Back of his Head Back and Forth) You guys made my life slightly more enjoyable by coming around these days, so......(Gives Both Misako and Kyoko Each a Kiss on Their Cherks Before Smiling a But While Blushing) Thanks...for that.
Kyoto: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness Along With Misako) Awwwwww!~ (Starts Snuggling onto DP's Arm) HHonestly!
Misako: I told you we made our angel a big softie these days, babe~ (Starts Kissing On Pitto's Other Cheek)
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes While Sighing) Yeah and I'm still choking over that fact to this day. Among other-
??????: Ohhhhh, Pitto-Kiiiiin!~
Dark Pit shakingly turns around in anger as he sees ViridI giving him the biggest smirk she could Muster while her boyfriend, Pit, snickers.
Virid: Who's the Lovestruck Idiot now!?~
Pit: Yeah!~ And a cupid to boot!~
Dark Pit: STILL THE BOTH OF YOU IDIOTS! (Angrily Flips Them Off).
Kyoko: (Pouts at Dark Pit) Pitto!
Misako: (Gently Slaps Dark Pit's Arm) Ignore them. Come on.
Dark Pit: (Sighs in Defeat as He Turns Away From the Now Laughing Couple) Fine. I'm turning.....
Yoshi chuckles lightly at the dark angel's dispense before hearing two sounds of genuine laughing as he then turns to see his Uncle King Dedede carrying his girlfriend, Morrigan Aensland in his arms, bridal style.
Dedede: Ahahaaa man! (Wiping a Tear From Off his Eyes) Y-Y-You're kiliin' me here, Morg~ Ain't no way!
Morrigan: (Happily Wiggles Her Legs Up and Down) It's true!~ His asre was like- (Uses her Hand to Make a Wide Spread) THIIIIIS big, much bigger than my sister and mines combined in fact, and he goes swinging it around town, grabbing peooooople!~ (Continues Giggling)
Dedede: Ohooo man!~ All this time I thought the princesses use their asses like ticking time bombs in fights were crazy enough, but this DEFINITELY takes the cake!
Morrigan: (Points her Finger Up in a Lecturing Type Fashion) It goes to show how truly terrifying the booty can be used in any kind of combat imaginable, my dear
Dedede: (Nodded in Agreement) Amen to that. (Smiles Brightly at his Girlfriend) You're cute when you get knowledgeable~
Morrigan: (Smiles Back While Snuggling Onto Dedede's Chest) And you're so adorable when you laugh, my dear king~
Dedede: (Chuckles Lightly) You sure you ain't talking about yourself, hon? (Forms a Seductive Smirk on his Face) Cuz that laugh of yours is just like your voice, soothing as honey~
Morrigan: (Let's Out More of her Cute Laugh While Blushing)
Kyoko: (Turns to Dedede Along with her Two Lovers) Oooh~ How romantic~
Dark Pit: Yeah, that was actually pretty smooth of you, Uncle De, not gonna lie.
Misako: (Smirks at DP Some More) You could learn a thing or two about smoothness from your old man, you know?
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly at Dark Pit) Hell yeah! I got pamphlet of smooth picks up lines I can lend ya that could totally be effective.
Dark Pit: ('Heh') I'll pass. I doubt any of them would be nearly as good as the one you just made.
Dedede: (Glares at Dark Pit) Oh you'll be singin' a different tune once you read through every one, I guarantee you that!
Yoshi: (Happily Waves Hello to the Gang Approaching in Front of his Table) Hey, guys!
Ladies: HI, Yoshi!~
Dedede: You got worn out from all that dancing already, boy?
Yoshi: (Casually Shrugs) Eh, kinda. I gotten hungry, so I came here, eating and sitting for a while now. It's nice to see you guys enjoying yourselves out there though. (Smirks at Dark Pit While Doing a Mocking Sound Voice) Especially Mr. I Ain't Gonna Be a Lovestruck Idiot Anytime Soon over here~
Dark Pit: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself') Don't even go there, man. I got enough crap over it already.........
Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly) He's starting to come to terms with his softness~
Dark Pit: (Scoffs While Crossing his Arms and Turning Away) As if. Still feel the sake as I've ever been.
Misako: True. (Smirks at Pitto Again) But it's only a matter of time before you get soft like that rest of us here~
Kyoko/Misako: (Starts Chanting) One of Us~ One of Us~
Dark Pit: Your chanting won't work on- Huh? (Starts Hearing More Chanting From the Rest of the Gang)
Yoshi/Dedede/Morrigan: One of us. One of us.
Dark Pit: (Turns to the Trio) Hey, why are you joining in- (Eyes Begins to Widened Once He Now Suddenly Hears Almost Everyone in the Entire Room Starts Chanting the Same Thing)
Everyone: One of Us! One of Us! One of Us!
Pit: No use fighting, bro!~
Viridi: You'll get there in the due time. (Starts Giggling Along with Pit)
Everyone continues on with the chant long enough for Dark Pit'to starts twitching his eyes in annoyance and...and..
Dark Pit: OH KNOCK IT OFF AND GO BACK TO PARTYING ALREADY, PEOPLE!!
Everyone cease their chanting and giggles before resuming back to their partying activities for the night.
Dark Pit: (Groans While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose) I swear, this entire family is a pain in all body areas......
Yoshi: Oh come on. You know you still love us.
Dark Pit: Reluctantly........And.....(Starts Blushing a Bit) Most definitely.
Hearts starts to melt as the gang group together to give their dark angel the group hug of the lifetime, causing him to blush even more than usual before sighing in defeat.
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