#literally lmao

[orangehr]

What’s with the trust balls?

I am SO glad you asked!

Trust balls are a nifty little trick we use to help our employees get to know eachother in a safe and engaging manner!

Knowing random small pieces of personal information about someone is psychologically proven to make you feel closer to them!!

...Plus, you didn't hear this from me, but I played a part in getting them onto the Skeld, too!

[neves-trouble]

Rook saw Taash melt a guy with their fire and immediately knew they wanted to marry them

[tikiki05]

Refusing to engage critically with your favorite media or character, or refusing to even acknowledge criticism of them doesn’t make you a “real fan”

It just makes you a big baby. Stinky goo ga. Poopa diaper

[bigqueervillain]

I haven’t seen R for more than an hour or two the last few days because of work, and now I have food poisoning so am mostly stuck in the bathroom. This is misery

[bathwaterau]

PorFlora probably most likely has a helga-esque shine to SpongeBob

[neves-trouble]

I want to romance Tali when I inevitably replay the ME series but I prefer to play as a girl BUT I play on PlayStation so no mods 😭💔

[fucktoy-submissive]

cumming to the idea of being cared about

[mcgoofy-vin]

Yk, some ppl might think I'm literally insane for making myself laugh, but at least I'm funny, at least I can give a little teehee or a little haha