#literally me....

[roseouji]

[cor-ardens-archive]

My brother, my beloved. I dream of him in foreign lands—an artist, a merchant, a king. I put him as a seal upon my heart, I opened. I waited for him to call, “Come away, my sister, my bride, you have stolen my heart.” Instead I kill and roast the fatted calf, gather and cook bitter herbs. I laugh, I burn, I cut, I sing. I am the honey in the halvah, and the hunger at the feast, for now he is returned, penniless and smelling of swine. One more man for me to suffer.

[latinotiktok]

[shinesobrightsometimes]

Imagine being able to do dumb things with harry and laughing together. Imagine making harry styles laugh with his dimples all out. What did I do in my previous life that I don't deserve this in this life. 😳

[monjae]

in that one bob’s burgers episode where they tell tina she’s boy crazy and she says no and then the whole episode is just her imagining a love story with every boy she meets

[reaganthebird]

I lost my ***** again.

I need to stop scrolling through tumblr at midnight.... I'm so tired and literally am going to hate my self when the alarm rings at 6 am sharp.

[straightenyourbadge]

Hi, I'm still laughing over Fuckercracker.