#literally tonight

[o-mellowy]

He's the no.1 princess, you heard it here folks

[thegraymethod]

Sometimes you don't feel like a nurse. Sometimes you just feel like potty patrol.

[soft-jay]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been late to a social function because your gender is a very specific place on the spectrum right now and if you can’t figure out a way to live your perfect gender fantasy you aren’t leaving the house.

[chuuphic]

i’m gonna go insane 2nite

[lloydaesthetic]

roommate aesthetics:  a: who the fuck keeps turning off the PlayStation 3 b: not me c: i don’t even live here

- a: how do why run out of light mayo who even eats light mayo ? ?? no one? b/c/d: me a: and sour cream?? ?  b/c/d: me a: what do you even put it in ? ? ? ? coffee ? ? ? ?  because gross things go together? ??  b: okay wow rude c: sWEETIE d: i am ofFEND - a: i think your boxers got knotted with my undies b: those aren’t my boxers c: ? they’re not mine d: oh hey my sock - a: what does cat only like b b: because i know my place in this world is far beneath hers c: it’s because they feed cat - a: come snuuugglee  b: it’s too fucking hot c: it’s not hot enough d: sry cat - a: uUUUGUH It”S SO FUCKING HOT b: it’s 71 degrees farenheit-- a: I’m GO ING TO d IE c: can we turn it down d: ...it’s so fucking cold wtf

[justalittlelost]

Me, having an existential crisis: *goes to fridge*

Me, having an existential crisis: *opens door*

Me, having an existential crisis: *closes door*

Me, having an existential crisis: *does this four more times*

Mom: whAT are YOU dOIinG

Me, still having an existential crisis: what do you mean

Mom: why are you opening and closing the fridge door

Me: why does anybody do anything anymore

[deimosluna-blog]

*me trying to use the bathroom*

Girl: You might wanna wait.

Me: Oh, were you waiting before?

Girl: No, but shit is happening in there.

Me: ....

Girl: Cunnilingus.

Me: Oh. Oh....okay. They couldn’t use the closet? I need to pee.

[soldier-harry]

you forget how much you love Harry Styles until you see Harry Styles