#literary problems

[usernamesareadrag]

Me:  Oh, boy!  With the new Good Omens series coming out, I’m sure Tumblr will have a ton of great content-

Tumblr:  Crowley is a perfect cinnamon roll who never hurt anybody, and Aziraphale is a monstrous sociopath who is awful.  No complexity or gray areas.  That’s it, hun.  ;)

Me:  *saunters vaguely downwards and away*

[shortiemcbealle]

[andsoshespins]

Reading On the Road has made my comprehension of auditory news headlines difficult since, without the first name “Ruth,” I’m assuming the Ginsberg/Ginsburg is Allen.  Until my logic kicks in.

[unfavorableinstigation]

Literary problem #10279: Trying to figure out if they named her Cassandra on purpose

[ultimablades]

Why is Modernism even a thing?

[thelovesongof-tnelson]

I feel like I've made a mess of my life. I don't even keep reading lists anymore, I just buy books, read till I'm bored, and then read other books. At any moment I could be in the midst of 12 novels and not have finished a single one. 

[vvallflowered]

People may leave, but books never will.

vvallflowered ☯

[sarita-daniele]

Tomorrow I return my overdue library books.

I don't know what will be sadder: saying goodbye to these awesome books or saying goodbye to all my money as I pay overdue book fines.