give me a dept q season two or I am going to fucking kill myself

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give me a dept q season two or I am going to fucking kill myself
how to write a cover letter
Use a pen that will bleed,
write “please hire me or I’ll kill myself”,
cry on the page to smudge the ink,
then spritz it with your perfume (so they will know you are delicious)
op turned off reblogs but I need this here as a reminder to my self
bitch who’s not fine: im fine, im fine
fig decree
all meetings will be taken out back and shot
fig tip
join a monastic order that takes strict vows of silence in order to avoid awkward small talk or accidentally offending your coworkers when you are sleep deprived from a long night of prayer and holy vigil
wheeeee my taser #mytaser
fig tip
you too can take NyQuil if you want to lose 11 hours of your life in an unconscious fog and wake up feeling worse than you did before you took the NyQuil