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naughty leopard breads receive sexy punish naughty leopard breads misbehaving breads

naughty sexy leopard breads wiggle and slice misbehaving punish breads naughty leopard bread receive sexy retribution naughty leopard breads know what it has done naughty leopard breads atone for its sins naughty leopard bread accepts pain with the serenity of a Saint Sebastian naughty leopard bread forgives you

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forgives you forgives you

#saint sebastian mention

fig tip

in order to reduce the amount of time i spend looking at screens, i have opted to replace doom scrolling with laying in bed and watching the two square feet of tree leaves i can see through my bedroom window. this has not improved my mental state.

#figposting #live fig die young

i got a new bra today and my god it’s fixing me for real

#fig tip: buy shit that fits

three figs walk into a bar…

#figposting #reunion 3/4 #never get 4/4 but someday soon

if aluminum can good food texture why not food?

#live fig die drunk #live fig die young #figposting #i crave the cronch

bitch who’s not fine: im fine, im fine

#live fig... die...#live fig die young #roasted fig #We’re a little smashed and inhaling taco bell standing in the kitchen #delicious #but not a signifier of health

op turned off reblogs but I need this here as a reminder to my self

#figposting #live fig... die...#roasted fig #every time I think ‘maybe this is the time to give romance a chance’#I will remember this and spare myself the trouble

fig tip

quit your job so instead of rotting in an office building all day you can sit outside and watch the leaves turn. maybe even knit a sweater while you’re at it. embrace the gentle turn of the earth towards the evening of the season

#figposting #live fig die young #autumn #fall vibes #knitting