#livotomy

[serethereal]

i needed this bad. thank u. i love u.

[serethereal]

i feel ill

[serethereal]

BOOPING YOU VORACIOUSLY HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY JOHN I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SOOOOOO MUCH MWAH MWAH MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THANK YOUUUUU I LOVE U SO BAD

[serethereal]

let’s kill ourselves on tumblr live

i’m omw i’m ready let’s go

[serethereal]

fmk roy siblings …

ik you asked this as a haha joke but i lied. i don’t want to have fun i want to talk ab fmk roy siblings.

fuck shiv. shiv does not take marriage seriously enough where she’d consider treating it w the respect that i’d need. on top of that i feel like she would view being with girls as like. juvenile? like a bit of college fun someone to fuck but nothing serious. so she’d be best option to fuck

marry roman. now you may be shocked but LISTEN walk w me here i think roman would actually be good as a husband. but like very far away from his family. and i feel like he’d be willing to give it a go. we’d get a house somewhere in italy and just have a peaceful marriage where i fuck his sister on the side (he knows)

kill kendall. act of service bc i love him but also i think out of all of them he’s the least one who is willing/able to let go of the toxic root that is logan and well. i don’t want to tie my life to that.

[serethereal]

liv sees the words “PAWSE” come in from me and they know they’re about to read/hear smthn that would’ve got a person admitted for hysteria 50 years ago

[serethereal]

liv has never been wrong a single minute of their life genuinely everything she has said has been correct like i’m in awe

[serethereal]

rank greys anatomy characters <3 (just up to like s8 or whatever who cares abt anything after that)

omg ok so

1. christina. don’t need to explain this i don’t think

2. meredith. idc that she’s damaged that’s my sister…

3. lexi. sorry that’s my girl she won me over so quick

4. addison <333 that’s wifey right there…

5. BAILEY <33333 she’s eveything to me like idk what to say..

6. chief. that’s my parasocial grandpa 😭😭😭

7. mark.. yeah sorry..

8. lesbian callie <33 (idk straight callie like i’ve never met her)

9. alex. don’t love him but don’t hate him. he’s kinda just there and sometimes he says smthn real

10. jackson. he’s v funny to me but he loses points for his collusion w april who i hate

11. izzie. um she’s there ig? idgaf ab her icl

12. george. didn’t like him. gave nothing. props for having a shocking (and early) death xx

12 (tied w george). burke !! annoying and idk i just don’t like christina’s bfs bc they all try to change/stifle her and that’s when i get the shotgun out.

13. april. ok this one might b irrational but i just hated her so bad like get off my screen

14. owen. heavily dislike him horrible person wanted christina to stab him in the neck

15. derek. pile of human trash. i wish i’d been the one behind the wheel

send me things to rank <3