It's aready well-past Valentine's day (why hasn't he done this earlier, no one knows -- his reasons shall remain a mystery, for the time being) when he decides to pay Kuroo a visit. Somehow, they're both on the cruise -- but then again, who isn't? It seems like almost the entire city decided to take this trip to the feels town and discard their daily, monotone lives, if only for a few days.
The situation with Kuroo has been... well, odd. Oikawa's a big fan of drama, and all things complicated (not to mention, 'dating' is such an ugly word) -- but not necessarily when it directly involves him. His last experience, as far as dating goes, ended up in a total flop -- he'd even got slapped, if he recalls correctly, but at this point, the girl's face is merely a blur in his head. That's not the point, though -- the point is, it wasn't pleasant, not successful, nor left him with any sort of desire for repeats.
And yet, there he is, standing in front of Kuroo with his hands outstreched. Between the slim fingers, a card -- no gifts, no grandeur, a simple piece of paper with colorful 'congratulations' written on it. This was the simplest way to solve this problem, he'd decided; asking Kuroo out in any other way would be too embarrassing (truth be told, he wasn't even expecting himself to be the one to break the silence, but things have gotten way too awkward for his liking.)
It's not exactly a surprise party -- he makes his intent pretty clear when he calls Kuroo to come over (at afternoon, to make sure he doesn't complain too much, although it's not the other's usual waking hour yet, anyway); the reason for the visit itself is left out, however, as he purposefully fails to specify one. Secondly, it's hardly a party at all -- just Oikawa, wanting to be nice, for a change (that, and he's selfish about the time he gets to spend with Kuroo; it's limited as it is, so he's not exactly willing to share.)
Picking out a serious gift proves to be troublesome, as Kuroo isn't exactly a very material person; instead, Oikawa gets him a small cake, stocks up on his favorite booze and buys some joke presents (they're wrapped up nicely, as if they're luxurious, but, really, it's just meowmix and something he found in a five dollar store.) If Kuroo wants anything in particular outside of this, he can always speak up -- it's better to wait rather than deal with a failed present, anyway (he's fully prepared to ask, too, but first, he wants to see Kuroo's face when he opens the current gift.)
He leaves the door open for the other, and as soon as Kuroo arrives, Oikawa's there, stuffing the wrapping into his hands with a big grin on his face. "Happy birthday, Kuro-chan! Or, rather, happy I-can't-believe-you-can-be-considered-an-adult-now day."
[ text ] You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don’t have a cat.
from: oikawa-san. ☆to: kuro-chan. =＾● ⋏ ●＾=
[ txt. ] they're both my favorite props ok??[ txt. ] especially the crown?? hello? it fits me so why wouldnt i wear it??? ( ´∀｀)[ txt. ] ADN ALSO I DO HAVE A CAT U JUST NEVER SEE HIM[ txt. ] he always disappears when ur around... i guess he just hates u[ txt. ] but he's super cute and fluffy except he gets vicious when it comes 2 meowmix so....[ txt. ] kinda like u.[ txt. ] fuckin animals.
[ text ] How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I’m peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
To: KurooFrom: Suga
[ txt. ] Ok i kno i come off as the friendly 24/7 help desk friend [ txt. ] who’s an advice guru but[ txt. ] save ur questions for when its daytime maybe? what do i look like 2 u[ txt. ] anyway first things first[ txt. ] no spontaneous dick pics [ txt. ] U cant just start waving ur dick around like DICK SURPRISE! and assume ur partners gonna be all for it sorry Kuroo labeouff. well maybe they will but thats another story.[ txt. ] Have 2 start it out slow and like start with foreplay and all that; can’t just jump into the freaky stuff right away, hello?? [ txt. ] no spontaneous dick pics [ txt. ] no spontaneous dick pics [ txt. ] thts all u need 2 kno
[ txt. ] oh yeah when ur doing this make sure its in some private area not like in the middle of idk the super market in the dairy isle
I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY SURE that given a chance they'd be more than fine without marriage? just living together + being in a relationship would be fine. buuut if anything, i think it'd be kuroo who'd have enough maturity to actually go through with a decision about possibly settling down for good + propose to oikawa in some... non-committal, casual way and that's how they'd go about the entire marriage probably
Who’d stress more over wedding planning:
oikawa... cause... you know... it'd be his wedding... so everything would have 2 be perfect... bc he's perfect... ya feel
Who’d decorate the house:
if u let oikawa decorate the house it'd be like... x-files and godzilla themed... but if u let kuroo decorate the house it'd look like an oversized frat... so neither perhaps. or they'd do it together so they could judge each other's shitty choices and maybe it'd look habitable once they'd be done (maybe)
Who’d do the cooking:
NEITHER... idk oikawa can probably make some stuff like bentos or protein shakes or whatever but i wouldn't trust him with anything too complicated and kuroo is hopeless and useless always (altho he prob can cook?? bc he used to take care of kenma and stuff) so they'd either order takeouts or eat out or occasionally oikawa would stuff some healthy shit down kuroo's throat or whatev. or give him meowmix
Who is more organized:
i guess it depends bc oikawa has a very short attention span when it comes to things that aren't volleyball/alien related but... y'know... and he's prone to being forgetful w/ basic stuff but. at least he keeps his immediate living space clean.... and kuroo's used to keeping track of stuff/cleaning up kenma's room/etc. so when it comes down to it... prob kuroo.
Who’d initiate bedroom fun:
IDK BOTH depending on who was feeling it more at the mOMENT IM LAUGHING they're both like... shameless and also oikawa is a (futakuchi voice) so there'd never be a problem w/ this i guess. in fact they're prob 2 sexual for their own good bUT THEN AGAIN THEY'RE TEENAGE DUDES SO WHAT DO U EXPECT
Who’d suggest kids first:
nnnnnneeeeeither like UN au aside i don't think they'd have time + patience for that sort of thing... oikawa interacts with kids on a regular basis, and as much as he likes taking care of his nephew, he probably wouldn't want the responsibility full-time assuming he'd have career to pursue and whatnot. maybe kuroo would get sappy one day and mention it but alas, he'd get laughed at and called SENTIMENTAL!! gay (they can get a kitten tho as long as the kitten's name is jisoo :()
Who’s more dominant:
kuroo altho im also pretty sure that most of the control given to him is from oikawa's choice and not bc he can't keep it + it's not like he'd ever let kuroo completely take everything over (save for the yandere au coughs looks at nails looks out of the window) but, you know, i think this way they both get their safety/stability so it all works out in the end + if they powerstruggle they both end up enjoYING IT ANYWAY
Who’s the cuddler:
kuroo... but it's not like oikawa doesn't like cuddling?? so i guess both of them, in the end, kuroo's just more... into it... as a whole. they both have a tendency to be clingy (although in oikawa's case it's more emotional than physical) and both go out of their way to make sure they're?? always touching??? even if it's totally casual. BUT IN BED it's def kuroo... the menace
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.
DEPENDS ON WHO'S CLINGING TO WHO THAT PARTICULAR NIGHT but i guess usually kuroo's the big spoon and oikawa's the little spoon bc kuroo's a little taller so it's more comfortable (like who'd want to have his spiky hair in their face... no one.)
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
sitting on the couch and playing otomes + lovelive probably. by now they prob found like 345 ways to combine that w/ cuddling so it's actually a perfect way to spend afternoons. sometimes they'll go out for movies or play games or do some lame mundane stuff normal couPLES DO but that's the fave definitely
Who comes home drunk at 3am:
KUROO... THE MENACE. i think oikawa could possibly do it too but it's rare/usually actually happens when kuroo is around anyway so. but overall most of the shit done at night is thanks 2
will smith poses at kuroo
Who kills the spiders:
KUROO OBV. oikawa hates spiders and bugs and rodents and everything gross in the world so he goes thru 3443 freakouts and screams and stands on the couch until kuroo gets rid of it.
Who falls asleep first:
depends.................. like if they'd want to nap together during the day it'd be kuroo, bc oikawa's not actually used to sleeping at odd hours, and if they went to bed at a normal time then oikawa, bc KUROO'S NOT USED TO SLEEPING EARLY. it also depends on the position bc if kuroo climbs on oikawa then no one's getting any sleep clearly
Who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit?
kuroo prob. oikawa's too concerned with looking good for vines to actually ever get into the app + he prob thinks taking vines of himself smiling is like the biggest service he could do 2 the community buT KUROO WOULD #YOLO IT SO
plus lbr oikawa does more embarrassing shit
Who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed?
kuroo bc he's dum like if he moves around too much and makes the bed squeak, or if he says something gross, or if he shifts inTO SOME RIDICULOUS POSITION... oikawa just rolls him off the bed.... long live the trashking
Who uses the computer most?
idk?? kuroo sits on reddit and memes all night
Who cries during movies?
OIKAWA... he gets emotional during tear-jerkers but also during romantic comedies and dramas and then cries during horrors and thrillers bc they're scary and kuroo prob laughs at him but suffers inside and then goes 2 cry in the bathroom #manlytears
Who drives?
idk why oikawa still lets kuroo drive buT I GUESS... KUROO... but it also depends on the time of the day? like early in the morning oikawa drives bc kuroo is too sleepy to do it so they switch
Who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t?
kuroo thinks his dick 2 bomb but lol :/
prob oikawa though bc he's pretty cocky about stuff and then fails miserably. LIKE HE'S permanently convinced he's great w/ girls due to all the praise but beneath the shallow first impressions he's actually rly awful @ romance and gets awkward fast and ends up not calling for 5 weeks bc he forgets and etc etc. + he's supposedly good with people but he's actually only good at... figuring them out... not keeping relationships going/friendships going... his only friend is prob iwaizumi bc they balance each other out but otherwise people keep their distance.
How often do they fight?
ALL THE TIME because kuroo's a jerk and oikawa's a drama queen. but it's rarely anything too serious/anything they can't get over in like 15 minutes or y'know solve it with (SONGNAME). that and they prob eventually learn how to deal w/ each other's quirks and fits and whatnot and it doesn't take them too long to calm themselves down.
Who steals the covers at night?
IDK I THINK... THEY SLEEP TOO CLOSE FOR IT TO MATTER like if they don't cuddle then it's prob oikawa since kuroo's weird... sleeping way doesn't rly let him steal covers but most of the time they're all over each other and weirdly tangled and whatnot so it truly... doesn't matter... who has more covers than the other since they get warmth from each other anyway
Who shops for groceries?
IDK kuroo refills the Unhealthy Food Supplies + the alcohol cabinet + buys snax and oikawa refills the Healthy Food Supplies + medicine + supplements so ykno they both stay
A head canon:
oikawa burns all of kuroo's sweatpants one day and buys him better clothes >:(
Ah? Don't act like you don't love it, Kuro-chan. After all, didn't you admit that you do -- ? Should I quote your exact words? Or, is that too embarrassing? ... well, you are grumpy when you're flustered, so maybe not -- that's no fun.
The costume shop was a petrifying and blood-curdling place for Yachi to be in, really. What was the matter with all those zombie and demon masks and outfits that were displayed, anyway? How could anyone even like or enjoy such an occasion — Halloween — where everyone literally transforms into creepy creatures?
Despite finding the occasion thus spooky, Yachi still found herself wandering around the costume shop — trying on the different costumes (that were not overly frightening or anything, of course) that caught her eye — namely the outfit of a pumpkin. It was the least scariest thing she could find in the entire shop — and it didn't look half bad on her. Though, she had to admit that it was rather difficult to move around in it.
Just as she was making her way out of the changing room, she noticed something fall on the ground — was that... Someone's horn, or something? She felt her blood run cold once again — not one of those eerie Halloween outfit stuff again, please! Nevertheless, she knew it was only the right thing to do to return it to whoever it belongs to, right?
Trembling, she bent down in a clumsy manner — her huge pumpkin outfit in the way of everything again. Tapping the person who had dropped their belonging on their hand, she let out an awkward smile.
