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The best part of waking up is going back to sleep

Last night was a long night for her somewhat, but normally when she falls asleep on the couch and is moved back to her bed. In the middle of the night, she’d freak out, honestly because that’s weird but she’d fall back sound asleep without any complaints. Now since it’s morning time and she has to get up for practice, what was her practice anyway? She couldn’t remember and that’s probably because she’s too tired to remember.

The pulling and tugging is dismissed as she pushes his hands away and hides under her covers, complaining about all sorts of things but when food is a subject, she quickly leans up in her bed and sniffs the air. At this moment, she grabs Suga’s hands and sniffs them to make sure but there isn’t a trace of food to be smelled! How dare he lie! “Noooooooooo you didn’t fix anything!!” She says, throwing the covers back over her and hiding away in them.

Plan B is plan bullhonky! How dare he lie about food, this is something you can’t lie about but she tucks the covers under her body so that she can’t have them removed away from her. “Stop! Stoooop!! One more hour.. I’m so tired!!” Complaints after complaints as she does this, not wanting to go no matter how long it is. Why does she have to do this!!

"I’ll go tomorrow!!"

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"Alright alright fine you got me, but it doesn't mean we can't stop by to get your favorite red bean paste buns on the way there. You have to hurry and get up though!" He normally didn't drive Honoka to practice, but today he was even willing to do that! He furrowed his brows as Honoka tucked the covers under her body. Very easily he untucked them and pulled them completely off throwing them to the side.

"One more hour nothing you're getting up now." Suga dragged Honoka out of bed now by her leg as she tried to cling to the backboard of the bed. Managing to get her unhinged Suga slowly pulled her out to the hallway on the way Honoka kept clinging to things and he had to keep detaching her until they made it out. Honestly getting honoka out of bed was like waking Jim Carrey in that one movie.

"If you have the energy to complain you can go right?" Suga pulled her up and closed the door behind him. "Go wash your face and brush your teeth. You'll feel more awake once some water has been splashed on your face!" He patted her back to gently push her forward with a smile.

"If you hadn't skipped the other practices you wouldn't have to go today, but since you did there's nothing that can be done, besides do you really want to make that friend of yours mad again? Umi. She looked pretty scary last time."

#DAUGHTER STOP LISTEN IM TRYING TO SPARE BOTH OF US HERE #UR UMI FRIEND SEEMS SO WILD SHE COULD SET THE PLACE ON FIRE OR SOMETHING IF U SKIP OUT AGAIN #PLS.......SMH #Idolista #;*Honoka 1

[ text ] what do i have to do to get you laid? i talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was “stanley kubrick is my favorite director.”

To: OikawaFrom: Suga

[ txt. ] Consider doing nothing perhaps?[ txt. ] has that ever occurred to you?[ txt. ] probably not[ txt. ] listne i appreciate ur "hard" efforts if thats what you wanna call them[ txt. ] but i'm not really interested in getting laid by someone[ txt. ] who's idea of a good time is getting intimate while the dog is yelling about its day because they think it's good 'mood setter music' [ txt. ] she's like those people who buy those whale sound cds because they think they're relaxing. No offense to her or anything, but seriously[ txt. ] I'm good thanx

#settere #*ask*#I.....WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE 2 U IM NOT A FURRY FUCKR LIKE U

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Time 2 call 1-800-church

#daughter why........closes eyes #idolista #*Ask*

[ text ] How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I’m peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time

To: KurooFrom: Suga

[ txt. ] Ok i kno i come off as the friendly 24/7 help desk friend [ txt. ] who’s an advice guru but[ txt. ] save ur questions for when its daytime maybe? what do i look like 2 u[ txt. ] anyway first things first[ txt. ] no spontaneous dick pics [ txt. ] U cant just start waving ur dick around like DICK SURPRISE! and assume ur partners gonna be all for it sorry Kuroo labeouff. well maybe they will but thats another story.[ txt. ] Have 2 start it out slow and like start with foreplay and all that; can’t just jump into the freaky stuff right away, hello?? [ txt. ] no spontaneous dick pics [ txt. ] no spontaneous dick pics [ txt. ] thts all u need 2 kno

[ txt. ] oh yeah when ur doing this make sure its in some private area not like in the middle of idk the super market in the dairy isle

#....Im at a loss for words CLOSES EYES #lixorei #*Ask*

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send me a ❋ and i'll answer this about our characters, hypothetically or not!

Who’d be the one to propose:

Who’d stress more over wedding planning:

Who’d decorate the house:

Who’d do the cooking:

Who is more organized:

Who’d initiate bedroom fun:

Who’d suggest kids first:

Who’s more dominant:

Who’s the cuddler:

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:

Who comes home drunk at 3am:

Who kills the spiders:

Who falls asleep first:

Who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit?

Who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed?

Who uses the computer most?

Who cries during movies?

Who drives?

Who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t?

How often do they fight?

Who steals the covers at night?

Who shops for groceries?

A head canon:

#*memes!#shameles....s..how shameful..

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TFLN meme part 11.

[ text ] just saw a guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him [ text ] i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn’t even a Klondike bar. [ text ] that’s the nicest way anyone’s ever asked me to send them naked pics before [ text ] His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old [ text ] I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer… that’s how stoned you got me. [ text ] went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit…tomorrow im fucking in style [ text ] strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are [ text ] Some old bald man in a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the financial district. [ text ] on the bright side, nobody died. please bring me back my left shoe. i have work in an hour [ text ] How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night? [ text ] How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I’m peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time [ text ] what do i have to do to get you laid? i talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was “stanley kubrick is my favorite director.” [ text ] He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late…Is that a compliment or not? [ text ] I’m sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit. [ text ] I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You’re still mad. [ text ] you know this whole “i show my love by being a total dick” thing is getting old, right? [ text ] Truthfully, 50% of me thinks it’ll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is a little turned on. [ text ] i don’t know if i want to fuck you or punch you in the face. maybe i’ll multitask. [ text ] You haven’t demanded nudes today. You alright? [ text ] You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots does not count. [ text ] I find it pretty astounding you spelled drunk wrong but pterodactyl right. [ text ] Can we progress our friendship to a point where i’m at least granted a blowjob allowance? [ text ] Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that’s all I have in my bail jar. [ text ] 4 feet of snow. Teaching the cat how to snow swim. And by that I mean throwing him off the porch and seeing what happens. [ text ] He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting ‘this.is.a.good.idea.’ [ text ] You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don’t have a cat.

#*memes!

The best part of waking up is going back to sleep

"Honoka!" How many times had Suga called her now? 10 times maybe? He sighed. Letting her sleep in for a while longer was not a good idea after all. Setting his things down in the kitchen he strolled over to Honokas room slamming the door open with a determined expression. Today he would get her to get out of bed early and get to practice on time!

He walked past the mess in his daughters room over to where the bed was. Suga quickly pulled the covers hearing Honokas mumbling about 'five more minutes' or something. "I already let you sleep in for long enough come on get up! You're gonna be late to practice again. Geez take your responsibilities more seriously.." He continued pulling at the covers as she fought back in trying to keep them. "Practice isn't even long today."

Suga then pulled on her cheeks lightly when she tried to hide back under the covers. Well it was time for plan B. "If you don't get up now you won't be able to have breakfast and I made your favorite today. It would be a shame if you were to miss out, right?" If anything would get Honoka out of bed it would be food.

#idolista #daughter why do u gotta give me a hard time closes eyes #fussy baby honoka....smh #;*Honoka 1