#lizard poop

[daftrio]

do NOT i repeat DO NOT eat tamales from that weird mexican restaurant in the local mall @ 3 am i think there was a lizard in my tamale that i didn't notice and i ate it by accident I THOUGHT THE TINGLING IN MY STOMACH WAS THE SPICINESS OF THE TAMALE I ATE I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THE LIZARD TRYING TO FIND ITS WAY OUT OF MY INSIDES

this isn't my image btw this is some random guy on facebook's image i thought of something funny

[anxiety-and-bees]

skuggmorker replied to your post:skuggmorker replied to your post“AWW NAW! My...

I imagine. :D but sorry it’s funny…

All you can do is just laugh at it because you know.. Shit happens!

[anxiety-and-bees]

skuggmorker replied to your post“AWW NAW! My lizard pooped on me! How can such a small lizard contain...”

dying from laughter

...it's horrible! 

[anxiety-and-bees]

AWW NAW!

My lizard pooped on me! How can such a small lizard contain SO MUCH POOP?

Frigga the Poopatron is her name from now on!

[huskyoc]

that moment when your bearded dragon shits in her food bowl then turns around and stares at you like "well? you just gonna stand there and stare in disgust or are you gonna clean this shit up?"

[realacecowboy]

#Lizardpoop

Livin the Florida life.

Cleanin all the poo.

[partingipheion]

But stubborness begets stubborness and it turned into an insult slinging contest that Zal won because maybe Darius had hit a little too close to home and she was a mite bit pissed at the lizard poop in the cereal box gag. "Going to apologize?"

[howdyharrystyles-blog]

current thought:

lizard poop is literally from hell