#lize-speaks

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Ooh, what's the colour of the next car ?

IT’S RED YOU BASTARD

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I had a slightly unhinged thought last night about how Astor could have gotten malice top surgery scars so here i am.

But what my poor little sleepy brain imagined was Astor telling the evil egg how he wants to get top surgery and the evil egg, being possessed by Gan was like “aight. Stay still” and pulls out one of those little swords build into it. Everything goes black and next thing he knows he wakes up with the surgery done, but the scars are malice scars.

Idk where this ideea came from but it did

Dragon. My dude. That’s literally the best unhinged thought ever.

Ans it even seems logical like… We stan trans-friendly Harbinger of Destruction.

I can imagine Astor having a conversation afterwards with Kohga and Sooga, on how he got scars to this specific place, and the lads being hella supportive because they obviously are.

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hello

if astor and link were cats. astor would be a black cat and link would be…. an orange cat

evidence:

- myth that black cats are bad luck which made lots of people hate black cats + black cats are frequently associated with witches / magic

- link has 1 brain cell at any given time, just like most orange cats

Dude… You’re so right.

Moreover, black cats (such as my grandparent’s cat) often have yellow, yellow-ish eyes and guess who has yellow eyes ?

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Take these and RUN

🍌

🤲🏻

Thank you

🏃🏻‍♀️💨💨

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hi who’s your favorite band member in ff i must know

I love them all but Audrey and Julian are my babies.🛐

Precious lads.

What about you ?

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What outfit should I draw Master Kohga in?

Sooo… Just had this idea but in this or something similar ?

I think it would be… Interesting.

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favorite will wood album?

I'd say EIAL

Then SELF-iSH and TNA are both one the second place and finally ICMI (I still enjoy that one don't get me wrong, but I prefer the others.)

And ya ?

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I was listening to the AoC characters voicelines and I love the fact that when they call each other, it’s like : ✨🦋😌Daruk !😌🦋✨, ✨🦋😌Revali !😌🦋✨ , ✨🦋😌Sooga !😌🦋✨etc and then we have:

...Astor...

With a ‘’I hope you’ll die in the battle, bitch’’ undertone.