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||Clem's smile compilation||

Wolfgeist: I’m trying to test out a new signature, can anyone tell me if it’s good?

Clem: Sure, here, use this to practice.

Wolfgeist: Oh, thank yo-

Clem:

Wolfgeist: This is a marriage certificate.

Clem: And what about it?

Amadeus Wolfgeist, in the distance: "where's my bathrobe?"

Wolfgeist: *making a face* What kind of tea is this

Clem: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Chambrea: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens-

Clem: -Sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens

Steward: Why is Hellen crying?

Clem: She took one of those 'Which Last Resort ghost are you' quizzes.

Steward: Oh man, who did she get?

Clem, snickering: Me.

Luigi: You’re mocking me aren’t you?

Clem: Oh no, no, no, no, no. I would neVER- LOOK THE KING BOO HAS YER BROTHER!

Luigi: WHAT?!

Clem: *starts cackling*

Clem: okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because i’m getting mixed signals here

Wolfgeist: my hands are literally inches away from your throat right now

Clem: that doesn’t answer my question

#lm clem