Luigi: How do you tell someone you love them?
Gloria: You make a mixtape of all their favorite songs and blast it in their room at full volume while they sleep.
Amadeus: You compose music dedicated to them and send death threats to their enemies.
MacFrights: Ya throw a sword at them.
Potter: You grow a bunch of flowers and arrange them so that it looks like them.
Serpci: Drop a snake on their lap and tell them it's a gift.
Captain Fishook: Rob the person they hate and share the loot with them.
Kruller: You try to say it to them but then you run away and move to another Kingdom.
Morty: You deliver the line like it's the last words you'll ever say.
Steward: You don't. You keep those feelings inside and never, ever say them out loud till the day you die.
Luigi: You guys have problems.