Jan 31, 2020
In the teacups
Serpci, Morty, and Wolfgeist: *Spinning a little and talking*
Phantasmagloria, Johnny and Kruller: *Flying past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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In the teacups
Serpci, Morty, and Wolfgeist: *Spinning a little and talking*
Phantasmagloria, Johnny and Kruller: *Flying past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Luigi: How do you tell someone you love them?
Gloria: You make a mixtape of all their favorite songs and blast it in their room at full volume while they sleep.
Amadeus: You compose music dedicated to them and send death threats to their enemies.
MacFrights: Ya throw a sword at them.
Potter: You grow a bunch of flowers and arrange them so that it looks like them.
Serpci: Drop a snake on their lap and tell them it's a gift.
Captain Fishook: Rob the person they hate and share the loot with them.
Kruller: You try to say it to them but then you run away and move to another Kingdom.
Morty: You deliver the line like it's the last words you'll ever say.
Steward: You don't. You keep those feelings inside and never, ever say them out loud till the day you die.
Luigi: You guys have problems.
Wolfgeist: *enters the room smiling*
Serpci: What made you so happy?
Wolfgeist: What, I can’t smile?
Luigi: *barges in, visibly disheveled, crying* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Wolfgeist: Anyone else angry and gay on this Wednesday night?
Serpci: I'm bi and annoyed, is that close enough?
Hellen: if you guys got cancelled what would it be for?
Amadeus: I was a misogynist in fifth grade
Johnny Deepend: eating pancakes with my hands
Clem: legit just being a fucking dumbass
Morty: Luigi Apologism
Nikki, Lindsey, and Ginny: We almost got cancelled for not liking Komaeda!
Serpci: TRICK QUESTION! I was never valid!
Kruller: I do wanna date sans
DJ Phantasmagloria: I like your new shirt!
Serpci: Thanks, it were 50% off.
DJ Phantasmagloria: I’d like it better if it was 100% off. *winks*
Serpci: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
DJ Phantasmagloria: That's… not what I meant.
Serpci: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Gloria.
Luigi: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the woods that sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Johnny: My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Serpci: It's called connotations.
Clem: Try this one:
"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
"Sorry, Daddy, I have been naughty."
Wolfgeist: Great news! Language is now banned!
Gloria: *blows an imaginary kiss at Serpci from across the room*
Serpci: *catches it and pretends to throw it on the floor* Disgusting.
*10 minutes later when no one's around*
Serpci: *searches frantically on the ground for the kiss and puts it in a jar for safekeeping*