In the teacups
Serpci, Morty, and Wolfgeist: *Spinning a little and talking*
Phantasmagloria, Johnny and Kruller: *Flying past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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In the teacups
Serpci, Morty, and Wolfgeist: *Spinning a little and talking*
Phantasmagloria, Johnny and Kruller: *Flying past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Johnny, Lifting 10 pound wight: Nice.
Johnny : *Adds salmon to list of animals he can protect girls from*
Johnny, flexing: you see these arms?
Johnny: wii sports resort
Hellen: if you guys got cancelled what would it be for?
Amadeus: I was a misogynist in fifth grade
Johnny Deepend: eating pancakes with my hands
Clem: legit just being a fucking dumbass
Morty: Luigi Apologism
Nikki, Lindsey, and Ginny: We almost got cancelled for not liking Komaeda!
Serpci: TRICK QUESTION! I was never valid!
Kruller: I do wanna date sans
Luigi: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the woods that sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Johnny: My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Serpci: It's called connotations.
Clem: Try this one:
"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
"Sorry, Daddy, I have been naughty."
Wolfgeist: Great news! Language is now banned!
Morty, filming Fishook and Johnny in a hot tub: 🎶 Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay!🎶
[Playing D&D]
Steward: What's your allignment?
Johnny: Is.. Is that how nerds ask if you're gay?
Johnny: Some of you never went swimming as a kid and tried to force a boogie board underwater only for it to shoot back up and hit you in the face and it shows.