#lmaaaoooooooooooo

[rllymilerlly]

blue and dark blue 😌

Is it incomprehensible why u follow me or am I incomprehensible

Either way I’m glad 2 have your respect I don’t deserve it 😩😩😩

[natsglorifiedsimp]

I'm looking for will

Who's will?

My will to live

[alteabellerose]

[f-imaginings]

In private

Her: why do you love me

Me: your salt and vinegar personality

At the wedding

Priest: and now the wedding vows

Me: smiths salt and vinegar crinkle cut classic

Crowd: awww

That one person, crying: so romantic, I always cry at weds

Me and her: wedded crisp bliss

[theinfiniteofthought]

why did you dye your hair? cx you got a bit more tumblr

looooooool i haven’t had my natural hair colour since i was 11 cos i’m 100% colourblind and the way i see my natural hair colour is gross as fuck. So, there’s only so much you can do with “natural” colours. Blond was fun for a while. Brown was dull. Black made me look even paler than i already am. I tried red and green, wasn’t a fan of either. Blue works for me, i like it. I might try purple in 6 months or so when I want a change from blue.

[griffys]

I was gonna post something vague and passive aggressive but then i was like??? my mom didn’t raise no petty hoe

And then I remembered that she kinda did and saved it to my drafts anyway lmao

[fan-qins]

HELLO S E N P A I

OMG PLS DONT DRIVE THE FIRST ANON INSANE 

[onbamonwingswetrust-blog]

Can you imagine though? Defan Somerhalder...or is it Smallhalder?....