#lmao lmfao

[cupidlakes]

bad: *earnest apology* can you forgive me george?

george: .. two business days

[wowthats-gay]

wtf

so this just happened.

10 yr old sister: DOES IT TAKE YOU 10 MINUTES TO MAKE RAVIOLIS?

Me: does it take you 10 years to shut up.

her: *CRIES*

Me: *walks away*

Her: *grabs knife and follows me*

me: um..

her: SHUT UP OR ELSE

Me: lMaO Go on stab me. i’d love to die.

her: . . . . *walks away*

me: WTFSJKJNK PLEAAASE???

[worldslastredemption]

Ay carumba

[jacobied]

i like twitter bc where else can u watch a billionaire shit themselves and cry bc some 16 year old dunked on them too hard

[chellyfishing]

“i think i’m the only person who hates iris and loves dahlia”

yes

you are the only person on the planet who hates the sweet, sensitive, feminine female character who “interferes” with the series’ main ship and loves the edgy murderous hbic

the only one

ever

what must your life be like to be so avant-garde

[yourchocolatecloud]

[nihora]

You know you use lmao too much when your parents and baby brother ask you what it means and you have to explain lmao

[taesthetique]

lmfao ew okay time to leave tumblr