#lmfaaoooo

[transsexualhollyleaf]

[luvinbloom]

spill the body butter and oil babe...🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

I GOT YOU!! okay so i use tree huts sweet cream body butter and.... mmmmhhhh i'm SOO annoyed that its limited addition, because i don't want to be one of those people that buy a bazillion of one product, but like........ i'm so scared for when i run out of this💔 it smells like sweet cream cold foam or soft top, depending on where you get drinks from🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i don't use body oil nearly as much, and this is the only one i've ever used soo i'm sure there's way better ones out there! but i use frenshe cashmere vanilla from target 😛😛i like the perfume version a lot more, idk i think the body oil doesn't smell as good as the perfume🤷‍♀️however i do still love the oil! i use their roll on perfume oil every day though, thattt has gotten me many a compliment

[dipfordemperor]

stop being weird on other ppls posts nobody like u creepy ass

heres a fun idea! block me💜

[underscroft]

au where nelson is a fuckinf degenerate. he runs subreddits about unwinding and gets pissy when people mention connor. he goes on 4chan and squeals when pro-unwinders complain about the movement. he looks for discord kittens.

[cowboybxtch]

i got the leon tattoo 😔

[achillesmage]

omg im just looking at ur blog rn and u r so cool what?? i feel like you work at spencers or smth

the way i’ve never step foot in a Spencer’s before BAHAHAHAHAHA

ANYWAYS i’m not disclosing where i work because why would i do that BUUUT i’m glad i give off that vibe!

or do i…because…saying i look like i work at spencer’s makes me synonymous with selling se-[GUNSHOT]

[courtclover]

“The aquarium and the beach are both cheaper and cooler.”

“Thank you, Sun. I’ve been saying for this while, but no, I get mocked for being an old man. It’s always ‘oh Clover is an idiot, oh Clover is wrong.” 

“Look. The younger generation agrees. It’s the perfect place to take someone. Anyone. You sit on the sand or stand in front of the tank and you can have an honest conversation with someone because you feel calm and safe. You see these beautiful creatures or horizon and you make memories. You can create such...” 

He goes on for some time.  

[stephen9260]

I swear to God it's been weeks and I still can't get Stede Bonnet saying "Well sussed" out of my kind