THANKS DAD 🙏👨 FOR KNOCKING UP THAT SLUT 😘😻AND BECUMMING 💦💦 MY REAL FATHER 🫡👨HAPPY FATHERS DAY ALL YOU SLUTTY DAD FUCKERS 😈🤠 DONT TOUCH HIS THERMOSTAT 🌡️❌ JUST HIS MEAT 🍖🥩😉 FOR ALL THE DADDIES 🧓👴👨👧👨👦 IN YOUR LIFE 🌞🌄 MAKE SURE THEY KNOW JUST HOW HARD 😏😩 YOU APPRECIATE THEM 🍆🥵 LET HIM BEAT IT UP 🙀😽 AND THEN ASK “WHATS THE DAMAGE” 🥸😜 DONT MAKE HIM QUESTION 🙋❓ WHETHER YOURE WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING 🤣😂 WHEN YOURE SLOBBIN HIS KNOB 🎛️😛 AND DONT FORGET TO HONOR OUR FAVORITE DADDY 🥰🤩 NICOLAS CAGE AND HIS FAT HOG 😎🐖 SEND THIS TO 30 OF YOUR BIGGEST DADDY DICK RIDERS 🍆🤠🏇 OR YOULL GET NONE OF PAPAS POP UPS ⛺️🪵 IF YOU ONLY GET 3️⃣ BACK THEN HES NOT MAD 😤🤬 JUST DISAPPOINTED YOU CANT TAKE MORE 😏😩 IF YOU GET AT LEAST 2️⃣0️⃣ THEN GET READY FOR DADDY 👨👴🧓 TO GIVE YOU A GOOD SPANKING ✋🍑😩 HI HORNY IM DAD!!! (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
❝ MARGUERITE! i think the answerin' machine's broke again! got damn, son of a— LUCAS! get your ass ova'here and help me fix this! ❞