#lmhian

[rachadale]

WYATT, IAN, JAKE

Share a Bed With: @jungledudejake! I bet he’d have all kinds of cuddly animals with him that would make for a great sleepover!

Wed: @wyattslim! Then he’d be invited to alllll of our super fun Sherwood Forest celebrations for the rest of all time.

Behead: @ianbjorgman! Because he’s totally the smartest and could figure out how to put his head back on so fast. 

WED, BED, AND BEHEAD.

[mkhood]

Who are you hoping to meet under the mistletoe before the Hogwarts Express takes you home?

I don’t like, have a list or anything of people that I wouldn’t push away if I ran into under the mistletoe. Although here’s a list of the people I definitely wouldn’t kiss:

4th years and younger. @ianbjorgman. @kirsibjorgman, @rachadale, @kirbymedusa, @estherxwestergaard, @dizzythetremaine, @wyattslim, you guys are like babies, no way.

Most of the Sherwood gang. You guys are either family or like family. Although ironically, the only exceptions to this are @blakedanger and @hailstormlittle. And maybe @gwenkluck. Oops?

People I don’t like. @firepowerkaissa is too whiny, @ganiambrosius needs a serious attitude adjustment, @rosesamora gives me bad vibes, and @brookedonati‘s full of shit. I’m sure there are more people, but those are the main ones off the top of my head. 

Weird situations. @kallyambrosius is my cousin’s ex-girlfriend, nope. @janegoode was asking me for like, advice about things that make me feel like it would be inappropriate for me to kiss her. 

My Quidditch team. Sorry, that doesn’t make me a very good leader if I’m like, hooking up with you guys. Even if I did kind of volunteer to hook up with @jamesdubois if it would make him take the game more seriously. That was a mistake, I take it back. 

Miscellaneous other people I’m not into: @mindymacintosh. 

[kirbymedusa]

wyatt, kirsi, ian

You guys! You’re going to make the other fourth years feel left out if you keep sending me the same people over and over! Here at Hogwarts we love everyone, not just our besties!

@wyattslim @kirsibjorgman @ianbjorgman

WED, BED, AND BEHEAD.

[kirbymedusa]

IAN, KIRSI, DIZZY

Share a Bed With: @kirsibjorgman!

Wed: @ianbjorgman!

Behead Because Then She’d Be a Mannequin Like at Her Fashion Stores: @dizzythetremaine

WED, BED, AND BEHEAD.

[kirbymedusa]

√  for ian

Long winded confession text for @ianbjorgman !!

SEND A SYMBOL FOR A TEXT FROM MY MUSE!

[kirbymedusa]

TEXT 📷 KIAN

Kirby: Okay, so I know you're like SO not as sentimental as me and that when I told you I was working on the world's coolest scrapbook for Kirsi you were like, kind of like a person shrug emoji about it BUT I've been secretly snapping a bunch of pictures of you too so that I can make an Ian edition! It's just that you're such a super awesome friend too and it seemed so unfair to make Kirsi a scrapbook only and then you not have anything fun to look at too, and I had so many great memories and I wanted them to be on a page full of fun-patterned paper and sparkly tape and just for you to be able to remember things forever and ever and always love the things we did together as much as I did, so! I just told you your Christmas present is a scrapbook too and I'm so sorry but I just couldn't keep it in anymore!