#lmhnoa

[kallyambrosius]

TEXT ✉️$ KOA

Kally: You know I'm bored if I'm curious enough to ask, but did you ever have any luck on getting those dick pics from Phil?

[mkhood]

TEXT ✉️✆ NOAKATE

Mary Kate: I swear Professor Slughorn is out to get me. Not only did I PUT MYSELF TO SLEEP for like 6 hours when I accidentally blew up my Wiggenweld Potion, but now he gave me detention for it! MORNING detention! And I'm all by myself degnoming Professor Hagrid's stupid garden, ughhhhhhhhhhhhh save me.

[mfaery]

TEXT 😴 MAL x NOA

Mal: Okay, are we the ONLY two people in this house who think it's fine to skip class? Because Winter Skellington threatened to take points off earlier and 'tell the appropriate people' that I was skipping Divination. Seriously??? What is wrong with people? The Sorting Hat didn't tell me I was getting stuck in a house full of goody-goodies when it sent me to Slytherin.

[philapostolos]

TEXT ✉️ø PHOA

Phil: Does Dora get mad at your team when you crack your necks, too, or is that an honor reserved for me as her brother? Because it's sometimes the only thing that'll help me fall asleep, but then I get this mental image of her springing awake angrily in the Slytherin dorms, like she can sense I'm doing it from halfway across the castle.

[leokluck]

text 🤕 neo

Leo: Hey, friend! I was watching the Gryffindor quidditch practice and just wanted to check up on you, you took a nasty fall earlier.

Leo: Are you okay? Have you seen Madam Pomfrey yet? Do you need any icepacks???

[mkhood]

NML Noa, Link, Luca

A night with @linkyesss seems sure to be fun.

A month with @lucaxtomago sounds chill, too.

And @noaatua‘s already stuck with me for life, sorry not sorry. 

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[mfaery]

Ben, Evie, Noa

Bed: @gryffinben, because I like him enough to keep him alive.

Wed: @ravenclawqveen.

Behead: @noaatua. Payback for all those short comments. 

WED, BED, AND BEHEAD.

[blakedanger]

KHC: Noa Will Mary Kate

Kiss: @mkhood.

Hug: @noaatua.

Cuddle: @williampuff.

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT