#text:noa

[robbshood]

text 💬 nobbie

Robbie: Do you think there's enough time between now and Christmas for me to learn glass blowing and make presents for my family? I think a bear ate the ones that I got for them before...

[leilaniwaialiki]

text 💬 nolani

Leilani: Have you ever played the game slap/kiss? Because I'm having a really hard time imagining anyone ACTUALLY slapping somebody when kissing them is so much less mean?

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 emoa 🌙

Emmett: Bro, are you in the frat house right now? I find too much weird shit when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, if you're here I need you to check that the hallways are safe first before I leave my room. If they're not I'll just pee out a window or something, but that's a last resort.

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 hanoa

Hannah: Can I borrow you for like three hours Saturday night?

Hannah: I wanted to try to make my own edibles and I figured your like... frat boy Jell-O shot expertise would help for making gummies!

[marykatehood]

text 💬 noakate

Mary Kate: Damn you’re a good kisser.

Mary Kate: Oops, sorry, meant to send that to my other boyfriend 😘

[sumskellington]

text 💬 sumoa

Summer: How many licks does it take to get to the center of YOU?

Summer: You've never tried to use a line that bad on someone before, have you?

[hemimanawa]

text 💬 nemi

Hemi: I can’t believe you slept with that chick.

[haleyofhearts]

text 💬@ hoa

Haley: Are you back in Auradon City for classes yet? Because I need to borrow your surfboard ASAP for totally not at all nefarious or weird reasons!!!