#lmmaaoooo

[ivorylungs]

building off of the 'Hizashi is afraid of needles' thing, there's a procedure that some transmasc folk have started using for transitioning called vocal fold injections, where T is directly injected into the vocal chords and it permanently deepens the voice after 4 treatments (even if you are already on T and got deepening from that). anyway, what I'm getting at is, imagine Mic going with him as moral support and fainting because not only is it a needle, but a needle into the VOCAL CHORDS.

DANG THATS SO COOL??!!?! BUT IM ALSO AFRAID OF NEEDLES AND AM GONNA PASS OUT FROM THIS WJFBSJS

[cannotgiveafuck]

Those sneaking into Kings Landing:

[rueclfer]

I had the weirdest fucking dream. Dabi, Shigaraki and Y/N doing community service and being sent to work in an old people home. Shigaraki starts a senior citizen gaming club, and he and Dabi each make their old person fight the other in a game of tekken.

Shigaraki’s all: Press ⭕️ and ❌ to do a leap kick combo

Ethel: *Wearing a hearing aid* Wha??

Shigaraki: GODDAMIT ETHEL We’ve been through this! Are you trying to throw the game to Dabi and Reginald?

Dabi: Reginald is going to kick your damn asses. I made sure he picked Yoshimitsu!

Reginald: Can I have my bread pudding now?

Dabi: AFTER YOU BEAT ETHEL TO A PULP!

Y/N: What the fuck is going on?

yn on the phone with social services the second shigs and dabi wont let them join in on the fun!!!!

[miwii]

My bf has hair trigger explosive anger and it genuinely scares me so much that I can't do anything but freeze up when it happens

Like, I want nothing more than to get up and leave and either distance myself or get in the view of other people but

He's also been v grabby in the past when he's gotten angry and I'm more afraid of him trying to grab me and stop me so i just

fuckin freeze lol

ButthenhegetsmadatmeforfreezingupandlookingawayfromhimlikESORRYYOUIMTRYINGNOTTOSETOFFANOTHERBOMBHERE

[drarry-imagines]

If bottom draco was a religion I feel you'd be that priest that randomly burst into tears talking about their god... 😭

The entire ceremony would just be me handing pictures of Draco and crying. “*sob* he’s so f-f-fucking gay”

[things-i-cannot]

Alan: There is no change to your face Ryuto: 💢

[kissmejuyeon]

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