#lmooo

[meili-sheep]

Beidou: Hey why is there a guy spying on us from behind a tree?

Diluc: What? Oh, that's Kaeya. Just ignore him. I think he's watching over the kids.

Beidou: *watching as Kaeya growls whenever she taps Diluc's arm* Sure he is.

Beidou: *watching Kaeya*

Kaeya: *watching Diluc*

Beidou: *Goes to touch Diluc*

Kaeya: *Visably upset*

Beidou: *back away*

Kaeya: *Relaxes*

Beidou: Yeah. No. That's a serious brother complex.

Meanwhile, Diluc is blissfully unaware of all this and is just happy is gets are having a good time.

[shitposts-for-days]

When you haven’t Accidentaly-killed someone in 5 minutes

It’s junkrat btw guys

(Ik i suck a drawing plz forget)

[mnynki]

okay random storytime: a few days ago i went to a close by village by train but forgot my card (i didn't have enough time to walk back) so i thought "ah wont get checked in the 3 minutes I'm in the train" and no one checked When i went back she came and i asked her where the toilet was bc i needed to escape lol "i want to see your card first though" so i faked i was looking for my card, through my pockets, bag etc and started crying because i couldn't "find" it. At that point we came at the station i had to get out and i was still "crying" and the woman was scolding me for losing my stuff and having open pockets. I went out of the train without fine so ;) i did well.

[kiiiraz]

[r4gn0r0k]

MBoss: eh dont worry so much Matt, i dont even have a dick.... /i got Johnny to help/

“Oh, gee, because thAT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER!”

[edwardashley]

"IM BBNOT DUCK FU CKINMARRYIN JImm!!!! "- Anthony

[mexicanayque]

my little sis: *sneezes* 

me:.... 

her: no me vas a decir salud? 

me: salud 

her: two times, i sneezed twice 

[gentlepromises]

rosalite *WHITE NERD VOICE* excuse me it is “HENTAI”