Ey could u do headcanons of Granny, Lunch Lady and Dumpster monster? (That rhymed?-)
Hello ! Wow I didn’t expect an ask about Dumpster Monster :O but no problem ! I’m doing these three !
And oh boy, I'm really bad at rhyming so...I'll try rhyming 2 headcanons at a time ! Hope it’s okay x) and I hope you'll like these headcanons !
Granny :
- She knows all you need to know about swimming, though I won’t recommend personal lessons : the first exercise is to keep your breath underwater for 40 minutes tops.
- But while she can perfectly swim, she can’t do a proper dive : it’s either a normal jump or a very painful belly flop.
- But it’s not because she's always underwater that she can’t have furnitures floating on the water : she amassed in the sewer a couch, table, mattress...it’s just like a real house !...with a small water leak.
- She also found a TV, but the Granny can’t remember where it is...her memory isn’t that great, but she knows that she put it somewhere high last week...
- Managing a comfortable space (well as comfortable as you can get in the sewer) is great to forget the abandonment and rage you've experienced ! 100% approved by the Granny !
- She'll treat any living creatures as unwanted guests. She was hospitable in the past, but now she just want to be alone and not think about her situation. So just let her be !
Lunch Lady :
- She always complains about her job, the Bullies' bad behavior, the cafeteria being always dirty because of them...but she doesn’t do anything about that last one, claiming « why should I do it if then they'll just dirty it again ? » and then go on a break.
- She's also very messy herself, not cleaning her mess until the end of the day : because of that a lot of time Bullies slip and break their head. Though she can easily pass this as "bullying gone too far"...which is also common, so covering these accidents is a piece of cake.
- In opposition of the Teacher, she has a hard time getting respected by the students. That’s why she’s always in a bad mood...and the Bullies calling her "Moody" is not really helping.
- She doesn’t really like her job, and the Bullies stealing her food or utensils doesn’t improve her mood. So the food she prepares is always cold and barely edible because, well, these dolls don’t deserve good cooking.
- The only reason she keeps feeding them is because she fears the Teacher : in a few seconds she can verify if the Lunch Lady does her job with her never ending neck ! Though there is a good side of this situation : when she’s here, all Bullies stay as still and quiet as a statue !
- When she goes in the cold storage, she makes sure no students follow her : they may be fragile, but she's sure they're able to lock her in ! But one day she forgot to look around and...turns out her assumptions were true.
Dumpster Monster :
- they have a cousin and rival, Shoe Monster : they're competing for the most killing count, and Dumpter Monster is losing...but it’s probably because less kids come in the dumpster.
- If children even mention the word shoe, they’ll immediately think they’re talking about much better their cousin are, and it’s making Dumpster Monster chase waaaay faster.
- Though you can’t see them, it’s easy to assume that they are as dirty as a rat, given that...well...dumpster. One more reason to not lose the chase !
- Dumpster Monster loves collecting things, even if it’s broken or worthless : that's why they chose the dumpster in the first place !
- They’re blind as a bat, and rely on footsteps to know where the children are. Because of this they sometimes accidentally pull in rats and birds, much to their confusion.
- It happens several times that Dumpster Monster throw their collection to the kids because they say the already mentioned s-word. And let me tell you ; even though they’re blind, they throw things like they have a perfect vision.
Hope these are okay and that you like them !