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@ferrarifwiends your zine came in the mail and it's amazing!! I am so in love with it, it's amazing, thank you so much 🥰❤

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men are so funny trying to punch each other in the dick and acting like that’s a totally normal heterosexual thing to do lmao imagine going up to one of your girl friends and slapping her tit 😭 only men are touching each other’s genitals as “““friends”””

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the mclaren food challenge in japan where lando is genuinely disgusted by every single thing presented to him except for chocolate cereal and carlos acts like some instant noodles are a culinary revolution is one of the funniest f1 challenges ever lmao the contrast of lando actually gagging from being near sushi and carlos being like ‘these gyozas are AMAZING phil who cooked these! why cant we have this all the time!!!!!’

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I have a NSFW Carlando idea ...

Carlos wants to help Lando and his non existent sex life but somehow they end up having a threesome with a girl. They keep doing it, they find a woman that's interested and have sex with her etc. They try to keep a bro attitude will all this but they realise that they're mostly doing it to be with the other and aren't that interested in the third person. (I hope I make sense 😳😂)

POSTED ON R/RELATIONSHIPS AT 2AM

Is it gay if I (21M) have threesome with my best friend (26M) and some girl we met at the club (20sF)?

no? well what about multiple threesomes – say every other weekend when we happen to meet up for work – that have somehow led to us fucking each other while the girl watches and eggs us on? is that gay? well what if you suck your homie's dick and whisper dirty talk in his ear about how good he looks taking cock? yeah? that is gay?

damn i got a lot of soul-searching to do

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Pls continue with the lestappen/carlando headcanon. I’m dying with how oblivious you make Carlos in regards to lestappen. He must know much more especially by being Charles’ teammate. Love all you headcanon though💕

OH HERE'S THE THING he knows! he totally knows! he's been teammates with both of them, he still remembers hearing 17-year-old max complain about his old "karting nemesis" and he would not shut the fuck up about the "bitchy little monaco prince" which carlos always interpreted as 'aw cute he has a crush and is totally stupid about it'

and now being teammates with charles, he gets to hear him complain incessantly about max and his sweaty hair (?) and how he's a brute and a hothead and he has no sense of style (double ?? because how much attention can you pay a man and still pretend it's nothing)

but the thing is... he just finds it cute. funny. interesting. he also quite honestly doesn't care that much, especially when lando is around. he knows they'll get over themselves and confess their feelings at some point so it's like yeah look there they are chatting :) soon they'll kiss :)

max: im going to chop off your head and wave it in a stick in front of your weeping mother

charles: fucking do it then coward

carlos: awwwww banter

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CARLOS "FOR ONCE I'M HAPPY TO SHARE A PODIUM" SAINZ JR.

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any type of carlando interaction makes me wanna sit down on the floor and think about nothing but them for the next 30 or so hours

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