Description - Headcanons about Lobo as a caregiver
Warnings - Mentions of smoking and drinking (but not in graphic details), mention of the pub, one swear word, maybe mischaracterization (sorry!!) and that's pretty much it.
Didn't quite understand what agere was when was when you told him, but was still supportive even though it took a while understand why someone would even do or like that
Although it took a while for lobo to wrap his head around age regression, he is fiercely protective of you, especially when you're feeling little
Is quite a chaotic caregiver in the way that he would go on spontaneous motorbike rides with you, lets you have as much lollies as you want (even tho you have crazy sugar highs) and stay up as late as you want
But will step in if it goes too far as he still wants you to be happy, he doesn't want your mental state to worsen even more (that means bedtimes and limited lolly binges)
LOVES doing Halloween with you (pretend that he knows what Halloween is)
Tries to not smoke or drink in front of you as much as possible because he doesn't want you to get sick or get any bad ideas of him
Got you your own motorbike helmet for when the two of you went on motorbike rides and even helped decorate it by putting stickers on it
Whenever Lobo goes on a mission, he'll always manage to pick up a toy, trinket or just SOMETHING for you to play with or keep you busy with
Does the classic dad move of saying that he isn't interested in what your watching but is lowkey more into what your watching than you're at times
Can't cook for shit, like is HORRIBLE at it leading to him feeding you warm milk and hot chips for dinner sometimes (he even blows on the chips so they aren't too hot before giving it too you)
But genuinely tries to feed you nutritious meals for the most part
Is very into playing pretend with you, whether it's pretend dress up or a nerf gun fight, he will play the hell out his role
You frequent the pub with Lobo a Lot, to say the least (can't leave kids alone Lobo says) he also lets you drink a ton of soda and also run a muck in the kids area. After a while you end up also making a bed out of chairs and your jumpers to sleep on while waiting to leave
He is very to manipulate as he hates seeing you cry, caves immediately
