"The hell is that? All I see here are a bunch of hero wannabes, doodle geeks, and frag fodder. Well, whatever it is, it's about to get a helluva lot better now that the Main Mans crashed the party! Awright, there's gotta be a good bounty 'round here somewhere..."
"Ol' Lobo's been gone for a while, huh? Well, too bad, cuz you ain't owed th' Main Mans time! But I'm here to stay and-.. and do whatever the hell it is I'm s'posed to be doin' here cuz howthefrag should I know? Now this here might seem like the borin' part. Whole lotta readin'. But listen up! Cuz you can't just run up and talk to th' Main Man without readin' Th' Rulez!"
⚠️ Th' Rulez!! ⚠️
1. NO SISSIES! If there are any lil guys out there thinkin' they're gonna get all butthurt over what I got t' say t' them, GET OUT!
<Lobo is mean, and more sensitive anons may want to guard their peace and not send asks>
2. NO DOUCHEBAGS! Don't be a dick t' others. That's my job!
<Be rude to Lobo all you want. Just not mun or other users>
3. NO PRIVATE MESSAGE "ROLEPLAYS" Ya wanna interact with th' Main Man? Then let's do it out in th' open like fraggin' men. No sneaky-sneaky shit.
<Mun isn't doing private rps at this time>
4. NO INCEST! Gro-oooss.
<Incest blogs are not welcome>
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Ooc notes:
-Pm if you have any questions :)
-Other rp blogs are welcome to interact!
-Nsfw questions are welcome from 18+ users.
-If the f slur is used, keep in mind I am queer and headcanon Lobo as someone who swings both ways.
-Lobo is a horrible horrible person. I do not align myself with his ideologies and opinions.
-Lobo's post may consist of:
•Laughing at your misery, shit talking beloved dc characters, spouting violent threats, graphic depictions of violence, overall bad takes, etc
"Fragged up yer planet? That'd mean you're my blood donor who gave me this whole look- been lookin' for that bastard-"
She shakes her head, crossing her arms. "International dimensional travel does stuff to tha brain yah' know- I lost my Bo' in my dimension, its nice to see there's anotha' one."
The tall woman smiled, offering a cigarette. "Yeah yah did destroy your planet."
Lady bo...that was a new one. Thrash sighed softly, a soft ache in her chest. Seeing her Lobo in the face of this one....ick, feelings, she shoved them down.
"Well, yourself in my dimension took me on a shit ton of bounty hunts- I do it as side work now, but primarily I'm a weapons dealer."
She lit her own cigarette, taking a draw. "The name is Thrash."
"Fragged up yer planet? That'd mean you're my blood donor who gave me this whole look- been lookin' for that bastard-"
She shakes her head, crossing her arms. "International dimensional travel does stuff to tha brain yah' know- I lost my Bo' in my dimension, its nice to see there's anotha' one."
The tall woman smiled, offering a cigarette. "Yeah yah did destroy your planet."
LOBO!! Things have been quiet here and thats not on my watch!! How has the main man been doing on here? Have the fanboys already gotten to you? Let us know! -🐾
I always knew Th' Main Man was a beloved bastard- AS I FRAGGIN' SHOULD BE!! But it's amusin' t' see a bunch of wimpy losers worship the ground these ass-kickin' boots walk on. I say keep it comin'. That is til' I get bored and decide your brain matter is more interestin' to get a look at.
Ooc:// Sorry for the lack of activity literally RIGHT AFTER my "return." I'm going through a break-up right after I decided to come back cuz that's what life likes to do to me. My responses to asks may be inconsistent, but hopefully I can make it back to a level of consistency 😅
Hi Lobo, if you see our stuff on your tag just uh.. just scroll on past and you'll be fine, yeah. LMAOO
Hah! Nobody tells th' Main Man what to do, clyde. That bein' said, I'm noticing a lot of a certain handsome space bastard on this "tag" of yers. I like that. Keep doin' that, or I'm gonna think you don't like me no more. And it's gonna piss me off. Ya don't wanna piss me off, bub.
If you had to fight any dinosaur which dinosaur would u choose vro
Psh, I've already fought a whole fraggin' angry as hell t-rex. Tore the scaly bastitches teeth out and gut it from anus to chin! Giant lizard chow, I ain't!
But if I were t' do it again... I'd want somethin' bigger. I dunno the names of the things cuz I ain't no dweeb, but I'd want a real challenge!