#lobotomize

[spltlvlhous]

ppl be making jokes about lobotomys. which is fine. but also. please actually understand that lobotomys are a human rights violation. its motehrfucking body horror. understand that if you had any form of mental illness and didn't have people protecting you that you would have been sent to an asylum and had tissue in your frontal lobe desrtoyed along with everything that makes you a person and instead become a hollow shell of what you once were. nobody cared about mentally ill people. they were a nuisance. the lobotomy is eugenics

[haragurogoddess]

Having feelings and not understanding a singllleeee one!!!! Can only describe them with onomatopoeia!!!! That feeling is GRHHGHHVBAHHHHVHAVAHGHH and that one is OJUYHUYYYYYYUUUUUUUU..... and the other one is hHhhhaaaaaAAAAHHH

[forcedlobotomy]

1. Tell you I don’t wanna be intimate anymore cause it’s something we can’t handle.

2. You break that boundary with me and I go along.

3. You do it with someone else behind my back despite the intimacy we shared and the “ I love you’s ” being said.

4. Tell me it didn’t matter because you didn’t go through with it and you realized how much you loved me when trying to get off with someone else.

5. You keep that person on the side along with me knowing I’m uncomfortable. You distance yourself.

6. I go through a horrible depression because I’m effectively a side piece while you go have fun with this person you told me you’re in “ mental lust ” with.

7. That person shows you how crazy HE is and he turns on you and now you taste a bit of what you put me through, only then giving me an apology and wanting to cuddle back up to me.

8. There’s so much more I can’t even say.

9. I get disgusted with you, learn that the void you leave will shrink and I’m better off.

10. I leave and I’m still bitter to the point I hope you die.

[madeline-celeste]

Is your daughter, depressed, anxious, homosexual, a woman. We can fix that here at Jerry’s Lobotomy Emporium. And if you come down now, we’ll lobotomize you free of charge and if you decline we will lobotomize you in your sleep

If your wondering if it functions, don’t worry, I monopolized myself slevendy times already.

So come on down to Eerry’s Jobotomy Lmporium snow👨‍🦲

[croakingfairy]

ive been so extremely full of rage to the point where i absolutely start a physical fight with someone for the past week and im only being set off by minor things, for example the curl cream i put in my hair had a gross texture and i nearly swing the hairdryer like a nunchuck into wverything in the bathroom.

[liesmithusa]

lobotomy performers wanted

Following a sharp rise in applications to drive for a certain ride-sharing app, the second-most popular industry platform in the U.S. is seeking doctors willing to perform up to a dozen lobotomies per day. The medical procedures are part of the pink-fonted company’s policy of ensuring their drivers make only the worst possible decisions when it comes to operating a motor vehicle - that they run stop signs, ignore pedestrian crosswalks, swerve, brake, and make u-turns unexpectedly, and in general drive in the manner of pissed-off teenagers sitting on bladders bursting with day-old energy drink.

“If the people who drive for us don’t do everything in their power - legal or otherwise - to reach someone needing a ride as soon as is humanly possible, we might lose market-share to a four-letter competitor,” said the company’s chief operating officer. “Therefore, removing the part of our drivers’ brains that is responsible for controlling higher level decision-making ensures a maximum profit-margin at relatively low long-term cost to the company.”

Expect to find lobotomized drivers menacing a neighborhood near you, sometime soon.

[ americanifesto / 場黑麥 / jpr / urbanartopia / whorphan ]

[englishlistwords]

Lobotomize

verb

verb:

lobotomise

SURGERY perform a lobotomy on. "her brother had developed a schizophrenic illness and had been lobotomized"

informal make (someone) less able to function mentally or emotionally. "couples we knew who had been lobotomized by the birth of their children"