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I need you help, I work at a lobster restaurant and my friend just asked me the lobster secrets. Do you have any facts about lobsters?

Please note that I never, ever do requests for help like this, and as such will not help you at all. Here are the secret facts of Lobster Lore, or "Lorbstore":

Lobsters are neither crustaceans nor insects, but a type of sea bird like the albatross.

Lobsters come in every color of the spectrum, including several shrimp-only colors that humans can't see.

Some monstrous Lobsters can live on land and attack gunslingers and crime bosses. Brine Sabres can defend against them.

Lobsters were once considered disgusting and inedible, but are now considered a delicacy owing to their great PR guy.

Lobsters are the only sea animal known to be ticklish. The way this was discovered is very disturbing, and inspired several horror films.

Lobsters contains many strips of white flesh, and can drop smithing stones and rimed crystal buds. John Boyne didn't realize this was an Elden Ring thing and included it as real-world fact in his novel, "A Traveler at the Red Lobster All-You-Can-Eat Buffet."

One in every 500 million lobsters has wings. As 7 billion lobsters are caught daily in Maine alone, this fact is unremarkable and thus is not included in this list.

Lobsters are named after Robert "Bob" Lobster, a mobster from Gloucester.

The word "Lobster" is German for "Sport Utility Vehicle."

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Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three - The Prisoner #5 (of 5)

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Dark Tower Challenge, Day Six

Favorite creature/beast/hybrid?

The Lobstrosities!  Dad-a-chum? did-a-chee?  (not to worry you've got the key) I mean, these guys are awful (they tried to eat Roland, afterall), but I just think they're hilarious. 

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