Urinetown characters as things my friends have said
Bobby: *smugly* I have an IQ of 4.0.
Hope: How can you make such a weird sou- *Abruptly stops and looks around” I smell Bobby.
Fipp: Do you want some of my chicken *pause* breasts~?
Old Man Strong: Just because I’m wearing my “I need to pee” face doesn’t mean you need to return it.
Lockstock: Your sweet and innocent faces, and then he kills you! I love it!
Barrel: Surprise! I like boys.
McQueen: You know what else I hate? I hate ******* leaves!
Little Sally: All there is, is lost hope in the kids area.
Little Becky: If I ever get charged with vehicular manslaughter, I’m putting you down for it.
Robbie the Stockfish: I’m a god of breaking liquids.
Cladwell: Doesn’t it feel good to have China under control?
Pennywise:I’m not giving you the fishing rod, I’m already helping you out with the demon.
Soupy Sue: If you think about it, you’re just shaving a carrot into a carrot.
Tiny Tom: All I came in here for was to tell you. that my phone is missing, and it turned into a pad intervention.
Hot Blades Harry: Goodbye society, I’m running.
Billy Boy Bill: I can vibrate my head.