Every friend group has a rat, porcelain ex cop, mobgoblin, revenge-seeking lesbian, and a john nipples. If you dont think your group has a john nipples, it's you.

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Every friend group has a rat, porcelain ex cop, mobgoblin, revenge-seeking lesbian, and a john nipples. If you dont think your group has a john nipples, it's you.
fake poster design for the new series which i am very normal about, as is everyone else i'm sure
SFTH's Guide to Lesbianism
DO:
Rob a bank with her
Throw up on her
Be the adjacent lesbian fairy godmother to another lesbian’s fairy godmother
DON'T:
Be a vampire slayer
Be her best friend
Bonus DON'T (RFTH Edition):
Get tragically murdered in front of her, drastically altering her life forever
Sam and Tom wrecked me with this
They r so ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜
two versions since idk if i like the name there or nah (also name is kinda a spoiler maybe idk)
this might just be me, but when I get into new media i usually have a bit of trouble remembering info about the characters. so i collected together all relevant info on the characters from Lock Stock & Two Smoking Fireballs so that i wouldn't forget!! so here's the images of it if u want these recourse as well!!
My headcanon of how Maurine and Chlorine met (and why they have matching shoes…)
A gift from me to you
Porcelain Pete x Elsas song (the amazing devil)
It doesnt have a proper background because backgrounds are evil!
This is an anti-background page
I lowkey have nothing to say abt this other than i have shed so many tears to this song so I hope that emotional pain is conveyed by this art
For all 4 of them will be forgotten, lost in the rubble and the void of time
Edit:
I BOW HAVE THOUGHTS TO SHARE
if u dont know tad and I expect quite a few of you wont, the lyric this art is based on is from an anti-war song that shows the futility of love in a time of conflict... or atkeast thats how i see it but im quite bad at acc reading songs correctly
I think this works well for lockstock because ultimately everything they had and did was futile
Rovers love for Susie and theyre reuniting didnt bring hope for be still died without her, and he died not as himself
Carlos's religion couldn't save him and infact it became his downfall
Maureen didnt have closure, and infact, whilst she finished her list, killing cheeky was no longer a goal of hers
Cheeky never got that sense of family back from the people he thought he belonged with
And Pete, whilst, in a way he got his freedom, it was pointless as it couldn't be enjoyed
And in the end, they were 4 people, who didnt belong together, who gave their lives to try prevent disaster, and they likely will be forgotton
Because people like them were never to be seen as special
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So thats my 2 cents on my art ig...
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