(This took so long) hermitcraft joel.

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(This took so long) hermitcraft joel.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Fluff for Shadowbeans? Smallishlady? Loel? Whatever, its Lizzie and Joel. no i am NOT including their ship name that starts with a J "I wish for happiness like this forever." Mercenary AU/Lizzie's party (im obsessed w my mercenary au now sorry)
I want everything to work out on the first try.
I have a headcanon. E!Joel is a size-shifter. The reason he insists he's tall and keeps up his relatively tall (for his empire, his usual height is about midrange among the emperors) size around the others is that his "natural" size (the size that it takes him the least energy to be) is about 2 feet. Most terracotta people are about 2'6", and he's a bit insecure about his height. Only Lizzie and Jimmy know about this, but some of the others have their suspicions (he's just a little inconsistent with how tall he is around the others, within an inch at the most, but noticeable enough to catch the attention of the more perceptive emperors [*cough* Scott and Gem], and he got tired one time building with Pix around, and he started to shrink very gradually, so gradually Pix isn't quite sure if he imagined it). The real reason for this hc, though, is:
Lizzie hold him like teddy bear when sleep
fanart for russian indi game "League Of Enthusiastic Losers"
something something joel and lizzie aren’t made to last and both of them know it but goddamnit they’ll take the time they have. they hold each others hands and say i love you and they’re not each other’s home but they have love, and that’s enough. they live in a perpetual dream and it all comes crashing down when lizzie dies and joel’s the one who’s left because he’s always the one who stays. he finds her enemy list and he knows he has to let go of lizzie in this life because who they are in their past lives isn’t them anymore. but he still has empires and all the worlds following, and that’s enough for him. so he lets her go. he buries her body and mourns what could’ve been. something something joel and lizzie “god i wish i believed you when you told me this was my home” and “when you’ve outgrown a lover the whole world knows but you / it’s time to let go of this endless summer afternoon” something something
AZKi by LOEL
Hot Take: Angel with a Shotgun is a Lizzie and Joel song