#loisrps

[leadmehcme]

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sam → rohan: was i wrong to trust her?

mila → rohan: hope she knows what she’s doing.

cal → olivia: what would i do without her?

carina → damien: never want to see him again.

[kctmcnamara]

hAPPYPY OBIRTHDYA I LOE VE YOU AND NWOW I AM GONA GO TEXT U MY LOVE IYL OVE OY UUUUO HAPPY BIRTHDAY

CUTEST FUCKING HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU. ♥

[songbirdwrites-blog]

mY CRUSH IS SUPER CUTE like super cute and adorable and beautiful and talented but she lives in hawaii and already has a bae so :((((((( <\3 heartbroken.emoji but also choose between: me or.......nvm the choice is always me, moving on tell me headcanons about sawyer and julian that will make me love and hate you at the same time

Wow I wonder who you’re referring to!! Can’t be me, since I’m a trashcan who’s managed to obtain opposable thumbs. Okay prepare to be bombarded because I’m incredibly emotional when it comes to these two?? 

Sawyer is seriously so vindictive and manipulative, the stereotypical Regina George in every situation, and somehow Julian manages to reduce her to a puddle of goo just by being in her presence?? She’s not as cold and restrained when it comes to him, although she tries her damnedest to keep him in the ‘I only want to conquer you and move on’ category, although she’s failing miserably. Like, she has a crush on him, which is so out of character for her she probably feels as if she’s falling apart rn tbh.

She’s going to be completely thrown off once she realizes she’s in love with him. Like, it’s not going to be something she knows for a while and doesn’t want to admit, it’s literally going to hit her like a train out of the blue, and she’s going to be petrified. Julian’s a total flight risk and she knows this, he straight up left his wife behind and moved across states, this isn’t someone she wants to feel anything for, and her mind has the audacity to fall in love. Sawyer won’t be able to control her emotions when it comes to him, it’s not going to be pretty once she tells him how she truly feels. It’ll probably be after a fight as a last resort to convincing him to stay, because she won’t realize how much she needs him until she’s about to lose him because it’s in his nature to leave.

I can’t wait until they’re cute and domesticated, okay?? Or at least as domesticated as these two will ever get, because Sawyer would rather die than be someone who uses a fucking KitchenAid. Her mother was a housewife and she saw firsthand how dull and lifeless she was, and she’d never subject herself to that. This doesn’t mean they won’t be adorable, though. For once, she’ll live for making someone else happy. Doing simple things like curling up on the couch to watch a movie or going out to have snowball fights won’t be just ordinary cliche couple things, they’ll mean the absolute world to her because they were things she never thought were necessary until now. I can promise you that she’ll never get tired of waking up beside him in the morning. Sawyer will finally be at a place of inner peace, and she’ll be so carefree and loving, it’d be weird to even look back to how she was when they first met. She’ll still be a sarcastic asshole, but she’ll also look forward to their lazy Saturdays together where they can finally spend time together after their hectic weeks. 

They won’t be the type of couple who feels as if the other person completes them, but they compliment one another. They bring out the best from each other, and they both had to conquer quite a few demons in order to reach a point in which they could just be together. They’d live together whenever she’s home for the holidays or on summer vacation, but Sawyer wouldn’t want to live with him throughout the school year while she’s in college. They love each other more than anything, but they both pride themselves on being individuals, and I don’t think they’d be the type to move quickly in their relationship. Being apart will help them, because they won’t be underneath one another while their relationship is still fragile. 

They’ll be the rare couple that thrives during a long-distance relationship, because they’ll be able to get a lot more done without distracting one another, and then once she’s home, they’ll be attached at the hip. Things will feel brand-new, warm and fuzzy every time they reunite, which’ll remind them why they were drawn to one another in the first place. I think Sawyer would need the time to truly grow up and figure out who she is, because she’s been through a lot. She’s wise beyond her years, but she doesn’t know everything, and Julian’s the type who would want her to go on that journey of self-discovery, rather than transfer to some college in-state and only worry about their relationship, because she’d still be in the mind frame of self-destruction, and I think once she sees life is more than her typical Suburban neighborhood, she’ll be able to relate to the point of life Julian’s in, because their age difference isn’t something they can just sweep until the rug. I just can’t wait until they’re at that stage because it’ll be surreal to see how far Sawyer has come?? She’s so jaded and hurt right now, but their relationship is going to cause her to experience things she was sure didn’t exist and she’s going to lose her mind AND SO WILL I LBR I GOTTA GO

[kctmcnamara]

[text] You’re going to hell for sure now. // [text] We’re not watching Frozen again. // [text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? // [text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad. // fOR OLICITY look at me trying to get some non angstish

[text] You’re going to hell for sure now.

[text] So, does that mean I'll see you there?

[text] Honestly, Oliver -- how many people have you slept with? Is it really that big of a deal that I slept with Ray, when you have a never ending list of women that have been in your bed?

[text] We’re not watching Frozen again. 

[text] Oh, come on! It's not like there's anything else to do.

[text] Oliver? Do you wanna build a snowman?

[text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? 

[text] Maybe...possibly...

[text] Is it working?

[text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad.

[text] I don't know about that...you've been pretty shady lately.

[text] And the whole making me promise not to get mad only means you know I will get mad so...that promise is pending.

[kctmcnamara]

[text] I miss you // [text] Come over, we need to talk. — for olicity b/c i need it

[text] I miss you.

[text] I know, and I miss you too.

[text] But we both know this is something you need to do, not just for you or Starling...but everyone.[text] This is what you signed up for when you first put on the hood.

[text] Come over, we need to talk.

[text] You know that's basically the worst thing you can say to a girl, right?

[text] If it's that important though, I'll be there in 15 minutes.[text] While going through every moment of my life from the time we met, trying to pin point what it is you need to talk about.

[comerpwithme]

ELLIOT & CLAY;; [text] You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you. // [text] Please stop calling. // [text] …So it’s a date? // [text] If blow jobs were a super power you’d be in the Justice League. // [text] I know you’ve been lying to me. // [text] You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without. // [text] My mom just told me I need to start having sex. // [text] Can’t wait to see you again. // [text] I should have told you first, I’m sorry.

[text] You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you.

[text] Really? You're right, that does sound like me.[text] Well? Did it work?

[text] Please stop calling.

[text] Please pick up.[text] It wasn't what you think it was, Elliot.

[text] …So it’s a date?

[text] I guess it is.[text] That doesn't scare you off, does it?

[text] If blow jobs were a super power you’d be in the Justice League.

[text] This is strangely the best compliment I've gotten on my blowjobs. Thank you.[text] And, you're welcome.[text] We should do it again some time.

[text] I know you’ve been lying to me.

[text] What?[text] Fuck.[text] Elliot, no, I haven't been lying.[text] I've been omitting some things, yes.[text] You assumed and I just didn't correct you.[text] I'm sorry. I didn't do it ---- it wasn't out of spite, I was just really curious about you.[text] And I'm hardly curious about anyone.

[text] You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without.

[text] Then come back to me, you old sap.[text] I'll get Patty to make us some pancakes if you want.[text] I don't have anywhere to be today, and I'm technically your boss, so I say you don't, either.

[text] My mom just told me I need to start having sex. \

[text] Mother knows best.[text] So when do we start?

[text] Can’t wait to see you again.

[text] Me either.[text] I'll be home in two days. Please greet me naked on the bed.

[text] I should have told you first, I’m sorry.

[text] What? No, Elliot, don't apologize.[text] It's a good job, of course you'd want to take an interview with them.[text] I just don't want this to affect us. Because I want you, whether or not you work for my father.

[comerpwithme]

LOIS & CLARK;; [text] I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me. // [text] I miss you more than I should. // [text] You make me want to be better. // [text] Maybe we’ll see each other again. // [text] I wish we had more time. // [text] I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute. // [text] I never should have left you there. // [text] Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs. // [text] Just tell me what’s wrong!

[text] I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

[text] As much as I would love to be there, I'm a little busy at the moment, Lois.[text] You know what with the impending alien invasion.[text] Do give Perry my regards, however.[text] I'll be home in time for dinner. I'll bring the eggs you asked of me.

[text] I miss you more than I should.

[text] I don't think there's a quota on how much you can miss me, you know.[text] But I promise you I miss you far more.

[text] You make me want to be better.

[text] Don't give me credit for something you've been doing extraordinarily well with on your own.[text] You are an incredibly strong person, Lois Lane. Any change you've made to yourself is by your own will, period.

[text] Maybe we’ll see each other again.

[text] Yes, maybe.[text] Be safe, will you, Lois?

[text] I wish we had more time.

[text] So do I.[text] But as far as I'm concerned, time has no say in my love for you. If there is an end, then so be it, but then and only then will my love for you seize.[text] Until then, let's make the best of what we've got, yes?

[text] I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute.

[text] Oh, god, Lois. Really?[text] What in the world where you doing on a roof?[text] Never mind, I don't want to know. Plausible deniability.[text] Where are you?

[text] I never should have left you there.

[text] I was unaware of how seriously you took your chocolate bars.[text] I'm sorry. Next time I'll be sure to ask before I take them. I'll replace them.

[text] Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs.

[text] No.

[text] Just tell me what’s wrong!

[text] Maybe I'm not so keen on you running off into danger like that, you ever think about that, Lois?[text] Maybe seeing you risk your life for a /front page story/ isn't necessarily my idea of "fun".[text] Maybe what's wrong is that the thought of losing you is my one biggest fear, and you seem to be completely okay with risking the life that is so important to me.[text] So maybe /that's/ what's wrong, Lois.

[comerpwithme]

so glad you chose an icon that looks like it's laughing at the pain you cause me on a daily basis

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