Lies
Loki: Why is there a man dressed as Santa in the mall? Thor: He is spreading holiday cheer and joy to children! Loki: By sitting on a throne of lies? I approve.

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Lies
Loki: Why is there a man dressed as Santa in the mall? Thor: He is spreading holiday cheer and joy to children! Loki: By sitting on a throne of lies? I approve.
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Oh my god when he jumps from the plane (DB Cooper?) is it the bifröst who catch him?
Which it means.... it leads to thor love of thunder or Thor the dark world?
Loki, sharpening knives: WHat if something...unfortunate... happened to Steve
Tony: I don't care how good you are with daggers Loki, I'm not hiring you as an assassin to kill him...
Loki, eyebrow raised, judging him:
Tony: ... not yET
Tom Hiddleston - Loki - Behind The Scenes (x / x).
What about Xander and Stiles BrOTP zany crossover road trip crackfic? Xander and Stiles randomly meet and For Reasons go on a cross country road trip, running into various interesting people and creatures? Maybe while going through New Mexico they might pick up a stranded intern. Lots of options, right?
I would have to get over my strong dislike of Xander first, and I don’t see that happening anytime soon. Sorry!
Xander Harris, Ross Gellar, and Ted Moseby kind of occupy my holy trinity triangle of “male characters the writers intended to have come off as doofy, well-meaning everydudes who are actually genuinely terrible people I have frequently encountered in real life.”
THAT SAID, I like the idea of zany crossover road trip crackfic!
Here is a list of characters I would rather see Stiles go on a road trip with, and actually if Stiles did a “hit all fifty states” thing he could conceivably manage to meet everybody, assuming he also slipped through multiple dimensions and/or timelines too:
Kenzi (Lost Girl)Dawn Summers (BtVS)Cordelia Chase (BtVS)Dean Winchester (Supernatural)Brett Crezki (The Gates)Literally any of the teens from (Until Dawn), ideally post-game.Darcy Lewis (MCU)Skye (MCU)Harley Keener (MCU)Peter Parker (MCU)Literally any of the witches from (The Covenant), but ideally the SebStan one.Rory Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)Spencer (Criminal Minds)Literally any of the team from (Leverage), and ideally pre-series.
There’s probably more but I cannot think of them off the top of my head while sick but I think this is a decent list of fun road trip characters. Fun things that could happen while on the road trip:
That Time Stiles Saw a UFO.That Time the Gas Station Attendant Was Definitely a Vampire.The B&B Run by Overly Friendly Sidhe.Why You Should Not Build a Camp Ground Near Transplanted Kelpies.Wendigo Away From the Mountains Are Still Ambush Predators.It’s Great to Find Out You Have Magic But Maybe Practice Outside of Crisis Situations Because Sudden Power-Ups Are Only Cool in Anime.
Did... did that really just happen?!